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Taliban Launches OnlyFans Competitor OnlyQurans

The Taliban has launched a new website, OnlyQurans, aimed at spreading the message of Islam and the strict moral guidelines prescribed in the Quran....

Columbus City Leaders Invite Ghosts of Murder Victims to Join Anti-Violence Campaign

Frustrated by a staggering increase in violence, Columbus City Council and Mayor Andrew Ginther are trying something radical: reaching out to the ghosts of...

Delaware County Commissioners Preemptively Cancel Themselves For Being So White

The Delaware County Commissioners voted 2-1 yesterday evening to preemptively cancel themselves for being too white. Commissioner Barb Lewis, who submitted the resolution and...

Ohio Wesleyan Black Lives Matter Interpretive Dance Raises Eyebrows

An Ohio Wesleyan University performance in support of the Black Lives Matter movement at Chappelear Drama Center in Delaware, Ohio raised eyebrows this week....

Mayor Ginther Recommends Using Zoom to Protest from Home

In an address to the city following weeks of protests over the death of George Floyd and racism in America, Columbus, Ohio Mayor Andrew...

Politician Believes He’d Make A Difference If He Wasn’t Such A Piece Of Shit

After taking moral inventory, a local politician believes he could have a positive impact on his community if only he wasn't such a piece...

Trump Gives Homeless Veterans a Lifetime Supply of Signs

President Trump today pledged that his Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) will be helping homeless veterans grow their panhandling businesses by providing them with...

Mike Pence Says He Shouldn’t Allow Men to Suck on His Penis

Vice President Mike Pence said he shouldn’t allow men to suck on his penis because it goes against his Christian beliefs.  “I am a Christian...

President Trump Says Kids With Autism Are ‘Big Weird’

President Donald Trump referred to kids with autism as “big weird” on Saturday while answering questions about the Autism Collaboration, Accountability, Research, Education and...

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Downtown Clothing Shop Toujours Announces “Biscuits and Blouses” Event

https://youtu.be/-Ege05lBQFk In a bizarre but fun pairing, local clothing consignment...

Jeffrey Dahmer’s Victims’ Families Sue Budweiser

The families of Jeffrey Dahmer's victims are suing Budweiser,...

City Appoints First Black Police Chief

The City of Delaware has appointed Captain Adam Moore...

Delaware Shooting: Drunk Man Targeted Teens Who Laughed at Him

An angry drunk psycho shot at a group of...

The 5 Funniest Heroin Dealers in Delaware, Ohio

So you’re addicted to heroin and have to buy...