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Township Residents Shocked That Law Enforcement Officers Actually Serve Corrupt Government

Liberty Township residents were shocked to discover this week that beloved local law enforcement officers are-- in fact-- sexual slaves to the corrupt government...
Local News

New Prosecutor Already Gets How To Abuse Power, Perpetuate Injustice For Own Gain

New assistant prosecutor Jordan Vandemann was heralded by Delaware County Prosecutor Carol O’Brien today for speaking out against Issue 1 and successfully abusing his...
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Delaware Officials Say Bribes Influenced Their Opposition To Issue 1

Today, a group of Delaware County officials passed a resolution opposing Issue 1, the proposed constitutional amendment on the November 6 general election ballot...
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Balderson Declares Victory: “Sometimes the best man loses”

Republican Troy Balderson has declared victory over Democratic opponent Danny O'Connor in the special election for Ohio's 12th congressional district, which was vacated earlier...
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Rep. Jim Jordan Compares Wrestling to Gymnastics, Says They’re ‘Sexual Sports’

Facing increased allegations that he ignored sexual misconduct perpetrated against student athletes while he was a wrestling coach at Ohio State, Congressman Jim Jordan...
Drugs & Rec

“Planet Oasis” Resort Developer Warns Delaware To Expect Increase In Homelessness, Despair

The developer behind a multi-billion dollar resort and entertainment district planned for Berkshire Township in Delaware County has warned local officials to expect an...
Politics

Delaware County GOP Updates Andrew Brenner’s Software Ahead of State Senate Run

Delaware County GOP officials recalled State Rep. Andrew Brenner (R-Powell) to their downtown headquarters this weekend to run diagnostics and upgrade his firmware ahead of...
Local News

Ohio Gov. John Kasich Legalizes Exhumation of Confederate Soldiers Statewide

A small Ohio town that exhumed the bodies of Confederate soldiers and discarded their remains in a dirty lake has inspired Ohio Governor John...
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Delaware Cemetery Begins Exhuming Bodies of Confederate Soldiers

Delaware City Council passed a resolution this week ordering the bodies of all Confederate soldiers buried at Oak Grove Cemetery to be exhumed and...
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