Faith & Values

Catholic Church Secretly Rewriting Bible Passages To Favor Sexual Abuse

Following an accidental document release by the Catholic Church, Delaware Ohio News has learned that church officials across several continents are actively working on...

Couples Turn to Simulated Rape in Lieu of Contraception

Hundreds of couples across central Ohio and thousands across the nation have embraced simulated rape in order to prevent pregnancy, according to a recent...

Atheist Manages To Quit Drinking

Rob Stoney, 34, quit drinking alcohol one year ago today, and said he has his life back on track. He moved back in with...

90% Hope God Is White

Ninety percent of Delaware County residents hope God is white, according to a recent survey. The survey results received a largely positive reaction from the...

Octavianism Continues to Grow

The First Church of Octavianism, located at 4400 South Sandusky Street, has announced that it will build a new, larger facility in 2008. The young,...

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New Housing Development Approved for Mingo Park

The Delaware Planning Commission has approved Manifest Destiny Fields,...

Volunteers Needed to Rake Leaves at Blue Limestone Park

To combat the unsightly side of autumn, the City...

Ignore That Drunk Man With Machete

A hammered drunk man wielding a machete is wandering...

What is a Dead Rat’s Midget’s Anus?

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Health Dept: Please Don’t Copulate on Mattress Behind Kroger

The Delaware Public Health District has asked residents not...