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Desperate Man Tells Woman to Bring Her Poop Ass to His House

Below is a Facebook messenger conversation between a woman and a suitor who doesn't seem to mind that she failed to clean herself up...
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Taliban Launches OnlyFans Competitor OnlyQurans

The Taliban has launched a new website, OnlyQurans, aimed at spreading the message of Islam and the strict moral guidelines prescribed in the Quran....
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Local Pimp Makes Hoe Slap Herself on Zoom Call

A local pimp is in hot water after he allegedly made his hoe slap herself on a recent Zoom call. The pimp, Two-C McNally, says...
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‘Don’t Molest Me’ Stickers Now Available at the Delaware Police Department

Stickers that read "Don't Molest Me" are now available for free from the Delaware Police Department. Police Chief Pigeon Housekey says the stickers are...
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My Grandpa Likes Autoerotic Asphyxiation and Wants to Die from Coronavirus

My text conversations with my grandfather keep getting stranger and stranger. Here we are discussing his nursing home quarantine, coronavirus, and his newfound love...
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My Mom Helped My Grandpa Take a Dick Pic and Now We Don’t Speak Anymore

I was having fun posting the conversations between me and my grandpa but after learning my mom is the one who helped him take...
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Ohio State Releases 2019 Sexual Assault Report: “Faces of Sexual Assault”

The Wexner Center for Human Trafficking and Sexual Assault at Ohio State has released its 2019 Report on Sexual Violence, an annual report on...
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My Grandpa Asked for a Digital Circumcision Because He Doesn’t Like His Penis

Earlier I shared a conversation I had with my grandfather where he was asking how to find porn on his phone. When he followed...
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Teaching My Grandpa How to Find Porn on His Phone

This is a text message conversation I had with my grandfather where he asks me how to find porn on the internet. ...
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Mike Pence Says He Shouldn’t Allow Men to Suck on His Penis

Vice President Mike Pence said he shouldn’t allow men to suck on his penis because it goes against his Christian beliefs.  “I am a Christian...
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