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How to Fall Down the Stairs into a Bowl of Soup

Falling down the stairs directly into a bowl of soup may sound like a scene straight out of a comedy sketch, but it's actually...

How to Drive Away from Home and Abandon Your Family For Good

If you're considering abandoning your family, there are a few things you need to do in order to make sure the process goes as...

2022 Delaware Ohio Student Film Fest: Watch and Vote Here! (Round 1, Group A)

The First Annual Delaware Ohio Student Film Festival is officially underway! Here are the first four entries from across Delaware County. Each video is...

Desperate Man Tells Woman to Bring Her Poop Ass to His House

Below is a Facebook messenger conversation between a woman and a suitor who doesn't seem to mind that she failed to clean herself up...

7 Places to Find Free Shrimp in Delaware, Ohio

Shrimp are never hard to find in Delaware, Ohio, the Shrimp Capital of the Midwest. Below are 8 spots to pick some up for...

My Grandpa Likes Autoerotic Asphyxiation and Wants to Die from Coronavirus

My text conversations with my grandfather keep getting stranger and stranger. Here we are discussing his nursing home quarantine, coronavirus, and his newfound love...

My Mom Helped My Grandpa Take a Dick Pic and Now We Don’t Speak Anymore

I was having fun posting the conversations between me and my grandpa but after learning my mom is the one who helped him take...

Is Coronavirus The Tragedy We Have All Been Waiting For?

Coronavirus has reached the United States and for the first time in a generation, many Americans have hope that the end may finally be...

Woman Poops Her Pants at Walmart and Asks for Help via Facebook Messenger

Would you help out a stranger who messaged you stating she had pooped her pants and was hiding out in a Walmart restroom? ...

Ohio State Releases 2019 Sexual Assault Report: “Faces of Sexual Assault”

The Wexner Center for Human Trafficking and Sexual Assault at Ohio State has released its 2019 Report on Sexual Violence, an annual report on...

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