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Delaware County Judge Sentences Willy Wonka to 11 Years

Prosecutors announced Tuesday that the Delaware County Drug Task Force's year-long investigation into a local chocolatier has concluded with a prison sentence for 22-year-old...
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New Housing Development Approved for Mingo Park

The Delaware Planning Commission has approved Manifest Destiny Fields, a controversial housing development planned for Mingo Park.  Riverwest Gapers, a Columbus-based developer and pornographic film...
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Health Dept: Please Don’t Copulate on Mattress Behind Kroger

The Delaware Public Health District has asked residents not to copulate on the mattress behind Kroger on Route 23. Their announcement read: "There is a mattress...
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‘Can Opener’ Opens Actual Can

The notorious 'can opener' bridge lived up to its name this morning as it was used to open an enormous can of Campbell's Tomato...
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Man Jerks Off Into Bucket

A Delaware man is resting today after spending the evening feverishly masturbating into a bucket in his backyard.  Joe Tugger, of the Northwest Neighborhood, said...
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Downtown Clothing Shop Toujours Announces “Biscuits and Blouses” Event

https://youtu.be/-Ege05lBQFk In a bizarre but fun pairing, local clothing consignment shop Toujours is teaming up with KFC for a one-day-only "Biscuits and Blouses" event. The pop-up...
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City Appoints First Black Police Chief

The City of Delaware has appointed Captain Adam Moore as the city's first black chief of police. City Manager Tom Homan made the appointment,...
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Columbus Police Say They Feared for Black Man’s Life Before Fatal Shooting

The Columbus Police Department has acknowledged that officers feared for Donovan Lewis’ life before an officer fatally shot the 20-year-old black man early Tuesday...
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Prosecutor Walks Out of Court After Bizarre Exchange with Judge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBrAeB1r0hw Delaware County Assistant Prosecutor Mark Sleeper turned his back on a judge and walked out of the courtroom last week after a bizarre exchange...
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