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Bun’s Restaurant Considers Changing Signage

Bun's Restaurant in Delaware is considering changing its iconic signage to something more generic and rudimentary. The owners are tired of having a famous...
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17 New Craft Breweries Planned for Delaware’s East Side

Delaware is working to cement itself as a destination for craft beer lovers, with seventeen new breweries set to open on the city's East...
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Secret Service Invites Local Girl Bosses to Meet and Greet

Agents with the United States Secret Service are inviting local prostitutes and drug dealers to join them downtown this evening, Friday, April 22, 2022,...
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Kanye West Pens Heartfelt Note to People of Ukraine

Ye, the rapper formerly known as Kanye West, penned a heartfelt note to the people of Ukraine this week. In an exclusive leak obtained...
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Jungle Urban Meyer: Columbus Zoo Signs Former Coach to $10 Million Deal

The Columbus Zoo and Aquarium has signed former Ohio State football coach Urban Meyer to a multi-year brand ambassador and content deal worth at...
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2022 Delaware Ohio Student Film Fest: Watch and Vote Here! (Round 1, Group A)

The First Annual Delaware Ohio Student Film Festival is officially underway! Here are the first four entries from across Delaware County. Each video is...
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Columbus Gang Short North Bussy Holding Tryouts This Saturday

The fast ascending Columbus street gang Short North Bussy (SNB) will hold new member tryouts this Saturday at Goodale Park. Would-be members must provide...
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Bishop Sycamore To Scrimmage Cincinnati Bengals Next Week

The fake Ohio high school football team that misrepresented itself to play a nationally televised game on ESPN will be featured in another high-profile...
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Business Posts Angry Note, Closes Early Due to Main Street Delaware Concert

Main Street Delaware’s Summer on Winter Concert Series has a local business owner furious over alleged issues he says are bad for his business,...
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White Castle Porta Potty Festival Coming This Summer

The first-ever White Castle Porta Potty Festival will be held at the Delaware County Fairgrounds this Summer August 13-15. Fans of defecating in plastic...
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