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Cocaine Lemur: Missing Pet Goes On Drug-Fueled Rampage in Marysville

The saga of the missing red ruffed lemur from Delaware County has taken a troubling turn. Iris, the two-year-old pet lemur who disappeared two...

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Cocaine Lemur: Missing Pet Goes On Drug-Fueled Rampage in Marysville

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Revised Short North Curfew Only Applies to Blue-Haired People, Allies

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Man Jerks Off Into Bucket

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A Delaware man is resting today after spending the...

DUI Checkpoints Planned for Columbus Police Parking Lots

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The Franklin County DUI Task Force will conduct sobriety...

Columbus Police Unveil Black History Month Cruiser, “AFRICA 1”

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The Columbus Police Department has unveiled a special edition...

Antifa Protesters Disrupt Event at Ohio Wesleyan University

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2ZYvqUNQAc Video obtained by Delaware Ohio News shows Antifa protesters...

Tyre Nichols Was Full Of Life, So We Beat That Nigga to Death

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Julia Fox is Writing a Book About Onion Towers

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Hollywood starlet Julia Fox has made an unexpected move...

Classified Documents Found at 37 Applebee’s Locations

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Revised Short North Curfew Only Applies to Blue-Haired People, Allies

In an announcement that can only be seen as dystopian performance art, Columbus Mayor Andrew Ginther has implemented a revision to his previously established...

Man Jerks Off Into Bucket

A Delaware man is resting today after spending the evening feverishly masturbating into a bucket in his backyard.  Joe Tugger of the Northwest Neighborhood said...

DUI Checkpoints Planned for Columbus Police Parking Lots

The Franklin County DUI Task Force will conduct sobriety checkpoints in an unlikely place this weekend: the facilities of a fellow law enforcement agency,...

Columbus Police Unveil Black History Month Cruiser, “AFRICA 1”

The Columbus Police Department has unveiled a special edition Martin Luther King Jr.-themed police cruiser in honor of Black History Month. Originally named "History...

Antifa Protesters Disrupt Event at Ohio Wesleyan University

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2ZYvqUNQAc Video obtained by Delaware Ohio News shows Antifa protesters disrupting an international symposium held at Ohio Wesleyan University in Delaware, Ohio, on Saturday afternoon,...

69 Things to Do With Your Storm Banana Stash

Winter Storm Elliott arrived in Delaware, Ohio, bringing snow and brutal cold to town. As is tradition, residents have stocked up on bananas in...

Downtown Clothing Shop Toujours Announces “Biscuits and Blouses” Event

https://youtu.be/-Ege05lBQFk In a bizarre but fun pairing, local clothing consignment shop Toujours is teaming up with KFC for a one-day-only "Biscuits and Blouses" event. The pop-up...

City Appoints First Black Police Chief

The City of Delaware has appointed Captain Adam Moore as the city's first black chief of police. City Manager Tom Homan made the appointment,...

Columbus Police Say They Feared for Black Man’s Life Before Fatal Shooting

The Columbus Police Department has acknowledged that officers feared for Donovan Lewis’ life before an officer fatally shot the 20-year-old black man early Tuesday...

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Classified Documents Found at 37 Applebee’s Locations

Classified documents have been found in at least 37...

Jeffrey Dahmer’s Victims’ Families Sue Budweiser

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The families of Jeffrey Dahmer's victims are suing Budweiser,...

Inside the Yecosystem: Kanye’s Dystopian Vision for Amish Country

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Inside Kanye West's plans to transform Amish Country into...

Les Wexner Auctioning Off His American Girl Doll Collection for Charity

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Columbus billionaire and avid doll collector Les Wexner announced...

Kanye West Pens Heartfelt Note to People of Ukraine

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Ye, the rapper formerly known as Kanye West, penned...

Archaeologists Discover Little Boy Semen In Michael Jackson’s Tomb

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Archaeologists excavating Michael Jackson’s tomb in Forest lawn, California,...

Biden Orders VA To Withhold Health Benefits From Unvaccinated Veterans

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President Joe Biden has ordered the Department of Veterans...

Smithsonian Selects Columbus for Museum of Alcoholism and Shootouts

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According to an announcement from the institute’s board of...

Taliban Launches OnlyFans Competitor OnlyQurans

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The Taliban has launched a new website, OnlyQurans, aimed...

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Sarah Goddammit

Sarah Goddammit, also known as "Sarah, Goddamn Girl, Are You Retarded Or Something? Scary Ass Bitch!" to her loyal customers, is a notorious unlicensed...
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Chow Chow Dang

Chow Chow Dang was once a successful and respected master gardener in Delaware, Ohio. However, his life took a dark turn when he struggled...
City Council

Drew Farrell

Drew Farrell is a city council member representing Ward 4 in Delaware, Ohio. He is known as "Whip" among his constituents, a nickname earned...
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Cory Hoffman

City Council member Cory Hoffman is a freak to be reckoned with. As an attorney and noted hamster breeder, he represents Ward 3 with...
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Stephen Tackett

City Council member Stephen Tackett is the epitome of a model citizen. Born Buddy Whackett, he became Stephen Tackett on his 18th birthday to...
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Catlin Frazier

City Council member Catlin Frazier is an enigma, shrouded in mystery and secrecy. Not much is known about her past or her true origins....

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Cocaine Lemur: Missing Pet Goes On Drug-Fueled Rampage in Marysville

The saga of the missing red ruffed lemur from...

Jack Hanna Resigns Zoo Post Amid Animal Sex Scandal

Columbus Zoo & Aquarium Director Emeritus Jack Hanna resigned...

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Revised Short North Curfew Only Applies to Blue-Haired People, Allies

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Roger Waters, Pink Floyd Co-Founder, Dies Of Dog AIDS At Age 75

Roger Waters, legendary musician and founding member of progressive...

Columbus I-71 Shooting Suspect Was Upset His Pet Duck Flew Away

A Delaware, Ohio News Exclusive: The suspect in the...

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Desperate Man Tells Woman to Bring Her Poop Ass to His House

Below is a Facebook messenger conversation between a woman...

Delaware Man Charged With Animal Cruelty After Whoring Out Dying Whale

Delaware native and avid sport fisherman Thomas Frager was...

Community Angry With Fake News Website For Not Telling The Truth

A fake news website is facing a backlash in...

Teaching My Grandpa How to Find Porn on His Phone

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Underfunded Horse Parade Will Use Dead Horses

Organizers announced yesterday that Delaware’s annual All Horse Parade...

6 Safe Places to Overdose on Heroin in Delaware, Ohio

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CVS Pharmacy (North Side – West Central Ave)

Looking for a pharmacy experience like no other? Look no further than CVS Pharmacy! With two convenient locations in the heart of Delaware, Ohio,...
Pizza

Mohio Pizza Co.

Mohio Pizza Co. is a family-owned and operated pizza restaurant located in the heart of downtown Delaware, Ohio. The owner, who is known for...
Restaurants & Bars

Typhoon Asian Fusion Bistro

Typhoon Asian Fusion Bistro is a culinary portal to another dimension, located in the heart of downtown Delaware, Ohio. This restaurant is the brainchild...
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Son of Thurman

Son of Thurman is a one-of-a-kind restaurant located in downtown Delaware, Ohio. Known for its bold and daring menu and immersive experience, Son of...
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The Bare Bowl

The Bare Bowl is a one-of-a-kind paint-your-own pottery studio located in the heart of downtown Delaware, Ohio. The studio originally opened as "The Bare...
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92 Chicken

92 Chicken is a strange and disturbing restaurant known for its Korean-style chungus. Located in downtown Delaware, Ohio, the restaurant is operated by 92...

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City Council Completes Annual Drinking Binge, Plans For Regular Inebriation

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Delaware City Council threw a drunken rager before Monday’s...

White Castle Porta Potty Festival Coming This Summer

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The first-ever White Castle Porta Potty Festival will be...

Oak Grove Cemetery Begins Selling Hot Dogs to Increase Revenue

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Oak Grove Cemetery in Delaware, Ohio will now have...

Ohio Wesleyan University President Admits Illiteracy

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Delaware Doctor Successfully Aborts One Twin

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Delaware, Ohio based abortionist Carl Dostoevsky successfully aborted one...

Urination-Defecation: Sexual Revolution

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Video: 10TV Weatherman Mike Davis Uses Sexual Language Toward Young Boys In Old Footage

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