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Prosecutor Claims Judge Schuck Violated Her Via LinkedIn

DELAWARE, Ohio — Describing what she called a devastating violation of her personal privacy, assistant Delaware County prosecutor Macy Snackery alleged this week that...

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Downtown Delaware has been working to restore several ghost signs on historic commercial buildings in the city center. Organizers opened the project to designers...

Prosecutor’s Office Requires Judges to Schedule Blowjobs

DELAWARE, OH—Claiming that a local judge's routine visits to receive oral sex from a junior prosecutor had begun interfering with casework, Delaware County Prosecutor...

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Delaware County Judge Sentences Willy Wonka to 11 Years

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The Delaware Planning Commission has approved Manifest Destiny Fields, a controversial housing development planned for Mingo Park.  Riverwest Gapers, a Columbus-based developer and pornographic film...

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The Delaware Public Health District has asked residents not to copulate on the mattress behind Kroger on Route 23. Their announcement read: "There is a mattress...

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A Delaware man is resting today after spending the evening feverishly masturbating into a bucket in his backyard.  Joe Tugger, of the Northwest Neighborhood, said...

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