Volunteers Needed to Rake Leaves at Blue Limestone Park

To combat the unsightly side of autumn, the City of Delaware is calling for volunteers to rake leaves at Blue Limestone Park. “Fall leaves are...

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Volunteers Needed to Rake Leaves at Blue Limestone Park

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Health Dept: Please Don’t Copulate on Mattress Behind Kroger

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Man Jerks Off Into Bucket

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DUI Checkpoints Planned for Columbus Police Parking Lots

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Volunteers Needed to Rake Leaves at Blue Limestone Park

To combat the unsightly side of autumn, the City of Delaware is calling for volunteers to rake leaves at Blue Limestone Park. “Fall leaves are...

Health Dept: Please Don’t Copulate on Mattress Behind Kroger

The Delaware Public Health District has asked residents not to copulate on the mattress behind Kroger on Route 23. Their announcement read: "There is a mattress...

‘Can Opener’ Opens Actual Can

The notorious 'can opener' bridge lived up to its name this morning as it was used to open an enormous can of Campbell's Tomato...

Man Jerks Off Into Bucket

A Delaware man is resting today after spending the evening feverishly masturbating into a bucket in his backyard.  Joe Tugger, of the Northwest Neighborhood, said...

DUI Checkpoints Planned for Columbus Police Parking Lots

The Franklin County DUI Task Force will conduct sobriety checkpoints in an unlikely place this weekend: the facilities of a fellow law enforcement agency,...

Columbus Police Unveil Black History Month Cruiser, “AFRICA 1”

The Columbus Police Department has unveiled a special edition Martin Luther King Jr.-themed police cruiser in honor of Black History Month. Originally named "History...

Antifa Protesters Disrupt Event at Ohio Wesleyan University

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2ZYvqUNQAc Video obtained by Delaware Ohio News shows Antifa protesters disrupting an international symposium held at Ohio Wesleyan University in Delaware, Ohio, on Saturday afternoon,...

69 Things to Do With Your Storm Banana Stash

Winter Storm Elliott arrived in Delaware, Ohio, bringing snow and brutal cold to town. As is tradition, residents have stocked up on bananas in...

Downtown Clothing Shop Toujours Announces “Biscuits and Blouses” Event

https://youtu.be/-Ege05lBQFk In a bizarre but fun pairing, local clothing consignment shop Toujours is teaming up with KFC for a one-day-only "Biscuits and Blouses" event. The pop-up...

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Classified documents have been found in at least 37...

Jeffrey Dahmer’s Victims’ Families Sue Budweiser

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Inside the Yecosystem: Kanye’s Dystopian Vision for Amish Country

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Les Wexner Auctioning Off His American Girl Doll Collection for Charity

Columbus billionaire and avid doll collector Les Wexner announced...

Kanye West Pens Heartfelt Note to People of Ukraine

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Archaeologists Discover Little Boy Semen In Michael Jackson’s Tomb

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Biden Orders VA To Withhold Health Benefits From Unvaccinated Veterans

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Smithsonian Selects Columbus for Museum of Alcoholism and Shootouts

According to an announcement from the institute’s board of...

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Chow Chow Dang

Chow Chow Dang was once a successful and respected master gardener in Delaware, Ohio. However, his life took a dark turn when he struggled...

Drew Farrell

Drew Farrell is a city council member representing Ward 4 in Delaware, Ohio. He is known as "Whip" among his constituents, a nickname earned...

Cory Hoffman

City Council member Cory Hoffman is a freak to be reckoned with. As an attorney and noted hamster breeder, he represents Ward 3 with...

Stephen Tackett

City Council member Stephen Tackett is the epitome of a model citizen. Born Buddy Whackett, he became Stephen Tackett on his 18th birthday to...

Catlin Frazier

City Council member Catlin Frazier is an enigma, shrouded in mystery and secrecy. Not much is known about her past or her true origins....

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CVS Pharmacy (North Side – West Central Ave)

Looking for a pharmacy experience like no other? Look no further than CVS Pharmacy! With two convenient locations in the heart of Delaware, Ohio,...

Mohio Pizza Co.

Mohio Pizza Co. is a family-owned and operated pizza restaurant located in the heart of downtown Delaware, Ohio. The owner, who is known for...

Typhoon Asian Fusion Bistro

Typhoon Asian Fusion Bistro is a culinary portal to another dimension, located in the heart of downtown Delaware, Ohio. This restaurant is the brainchild...

Son of Thurman

Son of Thurman is a one-of-a-kind restaurant located in downtown Delaware, Ohio. Known for its bold and daring menu and immersive experience, Son of...

The Bare Bowl

The Bare Bowl is a one-of-a-kind paint-your-own pottery studio located in the heart of downtown Delaware, Ohio. The studio originally opened as "The Bare...

92 Chicken

92 Chicken is a strange and disturbing restaurant known for its Korean-style chungus. Located in downtown Delaware, Ohio, the restaurant is operated by 92...

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