Solar Saloon Gay Bar Delaware, Ohio

Solar Saloon Will Become Gay Bar

Downtown Delaware, Ohio watering hole The Solar Saloon has announced it will convert to a gay bar sometime this fall. The move comes after the...

6 Safe Places to Overdose on Heroin in Delaware, Ohio

Let's face it, there's nothing you can do about your heroin addiction. You can, however, limit the risk of death when you accidentally (and inevitably)...
International Police Mountain Bike Association annual conference 2017 Delaware, Ohio

Cops Learn How to Ride Bikes at OWU-Hosted Police Conference

DELAWARE, OHIO - Cops from across the country flocked to Delaware this week for the 2017 International Police Mountain Bike Association's annual conference. Running from June...

Delaware Man Charged With Animal Cruelty After Whoring Out Dying Whale

Delaware native and avid sport fisherman Thomas Frager was arrested and charged with animal cruelty in North Carolina over the weekend after allegedly allowing...

NRA and Ohio Governor John Kasich Aim to Arm Students, Teachers

Ohio teachers and students would be required to carry a state issued handgun or assault rifle under a proposed law introduced by Ohio Governor...
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Man Regrets Buying $200 Car

The decision to buy a $200 car off Craig's List was a regrettable one, says Drew Appleton, 19, of Delaware.  Overjoyed at the prospect of owning his own...

Dead and Injured Horse Auction Draws Crowds, Protesters to Fairgrounds

Every November, people looking to unload or stock up on their supply of dead and injured horses gallop to the Delaware County Fairgrounds. For auction...

Obama Misses Friend’s Wedding, Apologizes with Massive Drone Strike on Reception

President Barack Obama missed his good friend Al Kada's wedding last weekend, and has apologized the only way the president knows how; with unbridled...

Delaware Man Taken into Police Custody After Forgetting 9/11

Delaware man Yancey Glurglebottom was taken into police custody early Tuesday morning after local police discovered he had completely forgotten about the events of...

Couples Turn to Simulated Rape in Lieu of Contraception

Hundreds of couples across central Ohio and thousands across the nation have embraced simulated rape in order to prevent pregnancy, according to a recent...

Delaware Man Arrested for Taking Rocket Launcher into ‘Hope Springs’

Delaware resident Timothy Frankerton was arrested at the Strand Theater by Delaware Police  Tuesday evening after attempting to carry an arsenal of weapons into...

Romney Selects Former OSU Quarterback Art Schlichter as Running Mate

After months of speculation, presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney has chosen former Ohio State University football star Art Schlichter as his vice presidential...