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Main Street First Friday Wedding in Downtown Delaware, Ohio: Happy Heroin Couple Beat Each Other Up [Meme]

Meet the wonderful couple being married in downtown Delaware, Ohio tonight during the First Friday festivities. They will have a fist fight in front...
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COhatch Egg Incubation Facility Opens in Downtown Delaware

A new facility that allows people to collaboratively hatch eggs has opened in downtown Delaware, Ohio. For a nominal fee, COhatch allows individuals to deposit...
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Old Dog Alehouse To Close By May 2019

The owners of recently opened Old Dog Alehouse & Brewery say they will close their doors by May 2019 because they should have named...
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Columbus Mall Santa Calls Children “God’s Sexy Little Creatures”

The man playing Santa Claus at a Columbus area mall is under fire this weekend after he referred to children as “God’s sexy little...
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Trump Offers To Hold Aretha Franklin’s Funeral In White House Dog Kennels

President Donald Trump has offered the family of deceased music icon Aretha Franklin the opportunity to hold her funeral at the White House, in...
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Developer Asks Delaware County To Change Name To Planet Oasis County

If the developer behind a new multi-billion dollar entertainment district planned for Delaware County gets his way, the county will soon be known as...
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Delaware Cemetery Begins Exhuming Bodies of Confederate Soldiers

Delaware City Council passed a resolution this week ordering the bodies of all Confederate soldiers buried at Oak Grove Cemetery to be exhumed and...
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Cops Learn How to Ride Bikes at OWU Hosted Police Conference

DELAWARE, OHIO - Cops from across the country flocked to Delaware this week for the 2017 International Police Mountain Bike Association's annual conference. Running from June...
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In-Brief: Ja Rule’s “Put It on Me” Named Delaware, Ohio’s Official Theme Song

The hit single "Put It on Me" from rapper Ja Rule's 2000 album Rule 3:36 has been named the official theme song of Delaware,...
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