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You can try using this form to reach us. We’ll probably ignore it unless you’re offering us money for something or heaping praise upon us for our brilliance.

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Can I reach you by phone? 

No. We used to have an answering service setup with Absent Answer but we received so many hate calls that our service cancelled on us and asked that we find God. As a result, we’re no longer accepting phone calls.