Mike Pence Says He Shouldn’t Allow Men to Suck on His Penis

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Vice President Mike Pence said he shouldn’t allow men to suck on his penis because it goes against his Christian beliefs. 

“I am a Christian and follow the teachings of the bible,” Pence said. “Those teachings don’t condone homosexuality. Having a man suck on my penis is a homosexual act and shouldn’t be something I do.”

Asked whether he allows men to suck on his penis anyways, Pence was adamant that he definitely should not do that. 

“I shouldn’t,” Pence said. “That’s the bottom line. Having men suck on my penis isn’t right. I absolutely should not do it.” 

Ricardo Paye
Ricardo Paye
Ricardo Paye is a Senior Correspondent with Delaware Ohio News. Born and raised in the Delaware County Fairgrounds, he's a reporter with a deep knowledge of the streets who isn't afraid to ask tough questions. His fondest childhood memory is getting a hand job from a public utility worker in the basement of Pilsner's 5 & Dime store. He holds a bachelor's degree in Euthanasia from Ohio Wesleyan University.

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