Roger Waters, Pink Floyd Co-Founder, Dies Of Dog AIDS At Age 79

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Roger Waters, legendary musician and founding member of the progressive rock band Pink Floyd, died today after a two-year battle with a rare form of AIDS most commonly found in dogs. He was 79 years old.

Waters, who was on the road for his “This Is Not a Drill” tour, was believed to be in good health in recent months, and his death surprised family and friends.

“His case of AIDS was very mild,” said family friend John Heroin. “He used to joke around and start barking before he would vomit or pass out, pretending to be a dog with AIDS.”

Dog AIDS is rarely found in humans, says Dr. Jean Glimpski of the HIV/AIDS Research Center at Ohio State University.

“It’s called Dog AIDS because dogs get it, not humans,” Dr. Glimpski explained. “Humans typically get plain AIDS, which is the most common variation of the syndrome.”

Glimpski said the only other case she could recall involved a man who volunteered at an animal shelter and frequently had unprotected sex with canines.

“It’s extremely unlikely to contract Dog AIDS by having sex with a dog once or twice, but if you allowed dozens of infected animals to penetrate your anus, especially one after another while your anus was sore or bleeding, the odds increase dramatically,” Glimpski said. “That may be what happened here, but it is impossible to know for sure.”

Waters never explained the origination of his Dog AIDS and rarely commented on the illness.

All 2023 tour stops for “This Is Not a Drill” have been canceled, and ticket holders are being refunded.

Ricardo Paye
Ricardo Paye
Ricardo Paye is a Senior Correspondent with Delaware Ohio News. Born and raised in the Delaware County Fairgrounds, he's a reporter with a deep knowledge of the streets who isn't afraid to ask tough questions. His fondest childhood memory is getting a hand job from a public utility worker in the basement of Pilsner's 5 & Dime store. He holds a bachelor's degree in Euthanasia from Ohio Wesleyan University.

35 COMMENTS

  1. It’s because it isn’t real, Steve. It’s supposed to be a satire but the problem is that this “writer” is also a moron, and apparently a homophobe.

  2. I am sending this, as a screenshot and a link to Mr. Waters. I hope you enjoyed your time as a “journalist” personally I hope you never can work again… As anything.

    Fuck you, sincerely.
    Adam J. Butler

    • Touchy touchy are we? Damn. Can anyone take a joke? I’m a 17 year old, traditional Floydian, and an addict for jokes and sarcasm and even I laughed my ass off at this. Just because you disagree with something doesn’t mean you need to be a prick. Now Peter Huss before the stone hits you in the face. Plus, Roger’s to busy trying to bring Dave down and complain about everything 😂 Please keep writing funny articles. You’re amazing.

  3. Prepare for a major judicial fist up your asses. I have already sent this article to Mr. Waters and his record label. You must be the dumbest fucking news agency of all time… You cannot feign real news, and fake news dumbfucks you are not fox news. You’re going to pay for this, and dearly.

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  7. I didn’t know…? Sorry to hear about this sad un-usual news(?)🤔
    DOG AIDS? Never heard; maybe (?)he was BIAS AND GOT IT unfortunately; just a hypothesis….
    He was a great musician, political guy lyrics always…., but, for me the best musician from:”Pink Floyd is David Gilmour” friends. Last concert I think, it was in 2016/17 “LIVE AT POMPEII” OR LIVE IN GDAŃSK AWSOME CONCERTS!

    I was in Greece 🇬🇷 Grecia at that time, attended the concert MAGNÍFICO! The only part I don’t agreed with is “THE GREAT GIG IN THE SKY – – A MAN? SCREAMING, NOPE! “LADIES PLEASE, BETTER SOUND “LIKE THE ORIGINAL ALBUM” LIVE LAUGH AND LOVE ❤️ LIFE GOES ON … We desapegar, a long journey is awaiting for everyone! No way out, “Gods Laws” Indeed!
    💐My sincere condolences 💐to the Riger’s family. 1/25/2022

  8. I didn’t know…? Sorry to hear about this sad un-usual news(?)🤔
    DOG AIDS? Never heard; maybe (?)he was BIAS AND GOT IT unfortunately; just a hypothesis….
    He was a great musician, political guy lyrics always…., but, for me the best musician from:”Pink Floyd is David Gilmour” friends. Last concert I think, it was in 2016/17 “LIVE AT POMPEII” OR LIVE IN GDAŃSK AWSOME CONCERTS!

    I was in Greece 🇬🇷 Grecia at that time, attended the concert MAGNÍFICO! The only part I don’t agreed with is “THE GREAT GIG IN THE SKY – – A MAN? SCREAMING, NOPE! “LADIES PLEASE, BETTER SOUND “LIKE THE ORIGINAL ALBUM” LIVE LAUGH AND LOVE ❤️ LIFE GOES ON … We desapegar, a long journey is awaiting for everyone! No way out, “Gods Laws” Indeed!
    💐My sincere condolences 💐to the Riger’s family. 1/25/2022

    WHY YOU REJECTED MY OPINION? YOU CONFUSED MYSELF WIT SOMEONE ELSE. HMM 🧐

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