Roger Waters, Pink Floyd Co-Founder, Dies Of Dog AIDS At Age 75

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Roger Waters, legendary musician and founding member of progressive rock band Pink Floyd, died today after a two year battle with a rare form of AIDS most commonly found in dogs. He was 75 years old.

Waters, who was on the road for his “Us + Them” tour, was believed to be in good health in recent months and his death came as a surprise to family and friends.

“His case of AIDS was very mild,” said family friend John Heroin. “He used to joke around and start barking before he would vomit or pass out, pretending to be a dog with AIDS.”

Dog AIDS is rarely found in human beings, says Dr. Jean Glimpski of the HIV/AIDS Research Center at Ohio State University.

“It’s called dog AIDS because dogs get it, not humans,” Dr. Glimpski explained. “Gay humans typically just gets AIDS, which is the most common variation of the syndrome.”

Glimpski said she was surprised a heterosexual male like Waters would have AIDS at all, especially the form typically reserved for canines.

“Gay people account for 99.9% of all AIDS cases,” Glimpski said. “And that’s including the animal variations. I’m not sure how he could have contracted it.”

Waters never explained the origination of his dog AIDS and rarely commented on the illness.

All scheduled 2019-2020 tour stops for “Us + Them” have been cancelled and refunds are being administered to ticket holders.

 

Ricardo Paye
Ricardo Paye
Ricardo Paye is a Senior Correspondent with Delaware Ohio News. Born and raised in the Delaware County Fairgrounds, he's a reporter with a deep knowledge of the streets who isn't afraid to ask tough questions. His fondest childhood memory is getting a hand job from a public utility worker in the basement of Pilsner's 5 & Dime store. He holds a bachelor's degree in Euthanasia from Ohio Wesleyan University.

29 COMMENTS

  1. It’s because it isn’t real, Steve. It’s supposed to be a satire but the problem is that this “writer” is also a moron, and apparently a homophobe.

  2. I am sending this, as a screenshot and a link to Mr. Waters. I hope you enjoyed your time as a “journalist” personally I hope you never can work again… As anything.

    Fuck you, sincerely.
    Adam J. Butler

  3. Prepare for a major judicial fist up your asses. I have already sent this article to Mr. Waters and his record label. You must be the dumbest fucking news agency of all time… You cannot feign real news, and fake news dumbfucks you are not fox news. You’re going to pay for this, and dearly.

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  7. I didn’t know…? Sorry to hear about this sad un-usual news(?)🤔
    DOG AIDS? Never heard; maybe (?)he was BIAS AND GOT IT unfortunately; just a hypothesis….
    He was a great musician, political guy lyrics always…., but, for me the best musician from:”Pink Floyd is David Gilmour” friends. Last concert I think, it was in 2016/17 “LIVE AT POMPEII” OR LIVE IN GDAŃSK AWSOME CONCERTS!

    I was in Greece 🇬🇷 Grecia at that time, attended the concert MAGNÍFICO! The only part I don’t agreed with is “THE GREAT GIG IN THE SKY – – A MAN? SCREAMING, NOPE! “LADIES PLEASE, BETTER SOUND “LIKE THE ORIGINAL ALBUM” LIVE LAUGH AND LOVE ❤️ LIFE GOES ON … We desapegar, a long journey is awaiting for everyone! No way out, “Gods Laws” Indeed!
    💐My sincere condolences 💐to the Riger’s family. 1/25/2022

  8. I didn’t know…? Sorry to hear about this sad un-usual news(?)🤔
    DOG AIDS? Never heard; maybe (?)he was BIAS AND GOT IT unfortunately; just a hypothesis….
    He was a great musician, political guy lyrics always…., but, for me the best musician from:”Pink Floyd is David Gilmour” friends. Last concert I think, it was in 2016/17 “LIVE AT POMPEII” OR LIVE IN GDAŃSK AWSOME CONCERTS!

    I was in Greece 🇬🇷 Grecia at that time, attended the concert MAGNÍFICO! The only part I don’t agreed with is “THE GREAT GIG IN THE SKY – – A MAN? SCREAMING, NOPE! “LADIES PLEASE, BETTER SOUND “LIKE THE ORIGINAL ALBUM” LIVE LAUGH AND LOVE ❤️ LIFE GOES ON … We desapegar, a long journey is awaiting for everyone! No way out, “Gods Laws” Indeed!
    💐My sincere condolences 💐to the Riger’s family. 1/25/2022

    WHY YOU REJECTED MY OPINION? YOU CONFUSED MYSELF WIT SOMEONE ELSE. HMM 🧐

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