Ricardo Paye

Ricardo Paye is a Senior Correspondent with Delaware Ohio News. Born and raised in the Delaware County Fairgrounds, he's a reporter with a deep knowledge of the streets who isn't afraid to ask tough questions. His fondest childhood memory is getting a hand job from a public utility worker in the basement of Pilsner's 5 & Dime store. He holds a bachelor's degree in Euthanasia from Ohio Wesleyan University.

Crime

Ignore That Drunk Man With Machete

A hammered drunk man wielding a machete is wandering around downtown Delaware. "Our advice is to avoid eye contact and walk away from the...

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What is a Dead Rat’s Midget’s Anus?

Ah, a question as old as time. Let us explore this query. Picture a dead rat as a city. Not the prettiest image, sure,...

Local News

Health Dept: Please Don’t Copulate on Mattress Behind Kroger

The Delaware Public Health District has asked residents not to copulate on the mattress behind Kroger on Route 23. Their announcement read: "There is a mattress...

Local News

‘Can Opener’ Opens Actual Can

The notorious 'can opener' bridge lived up to its name this morning as it was used to open an enormous can of Campbell's Tomato...

Drugs & Rec

Cocaine Lemur: Missing Pet Goes On Drug-Fueled Rampage in Marysville

The saga of the missing red ruffed lemur from Delaware County has taken a troubling turn. Iris, the two-year-old pet lemur who disappeared two...

Local News

Man Jerks Off Into Bucket

A Delaware man is resting today after spending the evening feverishly masturbating into a bucket in his backyard. Joe Tugger, of the Northwest Neighborhood, said...

Drugs & Rec

DUI Checkpoints Planned for Columbus Police Parking Lots

The Franklin County DUI Task Force will conduct sobriety checkpoints in an unlikely place this weekend: the facilities of a fellow law enforcement agency,...

Local News

Columbus Police Unveil Black History Month Cruiser, “AFRICA 1”

The Columbus Police Department has unveiled a special edition Martin Luther King Jr.-themed police cruiser in honor of Black History Month. Originally named "History...

Local News

Antifa Protesters Disrupt Event at Ohio Wesleyan University

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2ZYvqUNQAc Video obtained by Delaware Ohio News shows Antifa protesters disrupting an international symposium held at Ohio Wesleyan University in Delaware, Ohio, on Saturday afternoon,...

National News

Julia Fox is Writing a Book About Onion Towers

Hollywood starlet Julia Fox has made an unexpected move from the silver screen to the world of writing with a new book titled, "Onions...

National News

Classified Documents Found at 37 Applebee’s Locations

Classified documents have been found in at least 37 Applebee's restaurant locations, according to letters from the fast-casual chain's representatives to the National Archives...

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