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Ricardo Paye

Ricardo Paye is a Senior Correspondent with Delaware Ohio News. Born and raised in the Delaware County Fairgrounds, he's a reporter with a deep knowledge of the streets who isn't afraid to ask tough questions. His fondest childhood memory is getting a hand job from a public utility worker in the basement of Pilsner's 5 & Dime store. He holds a bachelor's degree in Euthanasia from Ohio Wesleyan University.
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Prosecutor Claims Judge Schuck Violated Her Via LinkedIn

DELAWARE, Ohio — Describing what she called a devastating violation of her personal privacy, assistant Delaware County prosecutor Macy Snackery alleged this week that...
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Downtown Delaware Ghost Sign Finalists

Downtown Delaware has been working to restore several ghost signs on historic commercial buildings in the city center. Organizers opened the project to designers...
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Punch the Monkey Killed in Israeli Airstrike

ICHIKAWA, JAPAN—Describing the seven-month-old Japanese macaque as a growing distraction from the serious threats facing the civilized world, the Israel Defense Forces confirmed Tuesday...
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Prosecutor’s Office Requires Judges to Schedule Blowjobs

DELAWARE, OH—Claiming that a local judge's routine visits to receive oral sex from a junior prosecutor had begun interfering with casework, Delaware County Prosecutor...
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Jim Schuck: ‘I Became a Judge to Get Pussy’

By Judge James P. Schuck, Delaware County Common Pleas Court I want to address some of the allegations that have surfaced about me in the...
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Man With Tourette’s Apologizes That N-Word Exists

LONDON—Expressing deep remorse that the English language developed a racial slur several centuries before he was born that his neurological condition is now specifically...
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Delaware County Judge Sentences Willy Wonka to 11 Years

Prosecutors announced Tuesday that the Delaware County Drug Task Force's year-long investigation into a local chocolatier has concluded with a prison sentence for 22-year-old...
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New Housing Development Approved for Mingo Park

The Delaware Planning Commission has approved Manifest Destiny Fields, a controversial housing development planned for Mingo Park.  Riverwest Gapers, a Columbus-based developer and pornographic film...
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What is a Dead Rat’s Midget’s Anus?

Ah, a question as old as time. Let us explore this query. Picture a dead rat as a city. Not the prettiest image, sure,...
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Health Dept: Please Don’t Copulate on Mattress Behind Kroger

The Delaware Public Health District has asked residents not to copulate on the mattress behind Kroger on Route 23. Their announcement read: "There is a mattress...
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‘Can Opener’ Opens Actual Can

The notorious 'can opener' bridge lived up to its name this morning as it was used to open an enormous can of Campbell's Tomato...
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