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‘Can Opener’ Opens Actual Can

The notorious 'can opener' bridge lived up to its name this morning as it was used to open an enormous can of Campbell's Tomato...

‘Don’t Molest Me’ Stickers Now Available at the Delaware Police Department

Stickers that read "Don't Molest Me" are now available for free from the Delaware Police Department. Police Chief Pigeon Housekey says the stickers are...

‘How to Put a Condom on Your Scoutmaster’ Document Intensifies Boy Scouts Condom Controversy

Scouts BSA, formerly known as Boy Scouts of America, is under further scrutiny this week after releasing a new guide titled "How to Put...

“Drunkest DORA Explorer” Contest Taking Place This Weekend in Downtown Delaware

The City of Delaware is holding its First Annual "Drunkest DORA Explorer" contest this weekend in downtown Delaware. The first-place trophy will be presented...

“Planet Oasis” Resort Developer Warns Delaware To Expect Increase In Homelessness, Despair

The developer behind a multi-billion dollar resort and entertainment district planned for Berkshire Township in Delaware County has warned local officials to expect an...

10 Ways to Get Shot in the Short North Arts District

Curious how you can become the latest shooting victim in the Short North Arts District? Here are 10 surefire ways to get your wig...

10 Ways To Ruin Your Life At The Little Brown Jug

It’s September in Delaware, Ohio and you know what that means: Yes, the world-famous dead horse parade is right around the corner. But when...

13 Ohio License Plates That Should Be Banned

Check out these Ohio license plates. What do you think? Should they be allowed on our roads?  1. Overdose 2. Tie Her Up 3. Touch Boys 4. Smoke...

17 New Craft Breweries Planned for Delaware’s East Side

Delaware is working to cement itself as a destination for craft beer lovers, with seventeen new breweries set to open on the city's East...

2022 Delaware Ohio Student Film Fest: Watch and Vote Here! (Round 1, Group A)

The First Annual Delaware Ohio Student Film Festival is officially underway! Here are the first four entries from across Delaware County. Each video is...

5 Fun Things to Do on Drugs in Delaware, Ohio

Looking for something fun to do while you're high in Delaware, Ohio? This list is for you. 1. Sit at home and listen to your...

6 Safe Places to Overdose on Heroin in Delaware, Ohio

Let's face it, there's nothing you can do about your heroin addiction. You can, however, limit the risk of death when you accidentally (and inevitably)...

69 Things to Do With Your Storm Banana Stash

Winter Storm Elliott arrived in Delaware, Ohio, bringing snow and brutal cold to town. As is tradition, residents have stocked up on bananas in...

7 Places to Find Free Shrimp in Delaware, Ohio

Shrimp are never hard to find in Delaware, Ohio, the Shrimp Capital of the Midwest. Below are 8 spots to pick some up for...

90% Hope God Is White

Ninety percent of Delaware County residents hope God is white, according to a recent survey. The survey results received a largely positive reaction from the...

A sign we’re doing a great job: our first hate group

Besides the 800+ fans we have on Facebook and the thousands of visitors that regularly check out the site, the new Parents Against Delaware...

A&E Filming In Delaware July 18th. Please Avoid Using Street As A Toilet.

The television network A&E will be filming in downtown Delaware on July 18th and officials from Main Street Delaware are asking for the community's...

Antifa Protesters Disrupt Event at Ohio Wesleyan University

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2ZYvqUNQAc Video obtained by Delaware Ohio News shows Antifa protesters disrupting an international symposium held at Ohio Wesleyan University in Delaware, Ohio, on Saturday afternoon,...