Tag: violence

10 Ways to Get Shot in the Short North Arts District

Curious how you can become the latest shooting victim in the Short North Arts District? Here are 10 surefire ways to get your wig...

Gay Gang Terrorizes Short North

Residents and businesses in the Short North are on edge after a recent spike in violent crime. Columbus Police say a gay gang known...

Columbus City Leaders Invite Ghosts of Murder Victims to Join Anti-Violence Campaign

Frustrated by a staggering increase in violence, Columbus City Council and Mayor Andrew Ginther are trying something radical: reaching out to the ghosts of...

Raccoon Serial Killer Continues Senseless Violence

Delaware authorities are desperate for leads in the raccoon serial killer case, an investigation that began in mid-February when police received reports of dead...

Local Idiot Shoots Roommate In Head, Hangs Out To See What Happens Next

Delaware resident and absolute moron Joel Sellers, 24, shot his roommate in the head yesterday and didn’t have the common sense to get the...

Bunched Panties Cause Domestic Dispute

Delaware Police responded to a call of domestic violence at 145 Franklin Street yesterday, the home of Julie and Scott Ramsey. Mr. Ramsey, according to...