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Ohio Wesleyan University President Admits Illiteracy

Jan. 8, 2019 UPDATED: It is a well known fact that the president of Ohio Wesleyan University, Dr. Rock Jones cannot-- in fact-- read or...

Rock Jones Sends International Students Packing

Ohio Wesleyan President Rock Jones shocked the university community today by announcing his support for President Trump’s immigration policies and sharing a drastic plan...

OWU Students Consider Rolling Balls For Second Weekend In A Row

Ohio Wesleyan students are considering popping molly and rolling balls at Clancey's for a second weekend in a row, according to current students and...

Cops Learn How to Ride Bikes at OWU Hosted Police Conference

DELAWARE, OHIO - Cops from across the country flocked to Delaware this week for the 2017 International Police Mountain Bike Association's annual conference. Running from June...

OWU ‘Sexual Position’ Course Reaching Climax

As spring semester comes to a close, Ohio Wesleyan University students enrolled in “PE485: Advanced and Experimental Sexual Positions” are almost ready to present...

Town to Students: Bring Back Dank!

Tired of mid-grade marijuana, a group of restless Delaware citizens organized the "Bring Back Dank" campaign urging Ohio Wesleyan students to bring high quality...

School Record Broken

Seniors Sheela Teets and Becky Cootsburg have set yet another pointless record at Ohio Wesleyan University. They managed to sit next to each other every...