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Crime

Township Residents Shocked That Law Enforcement Officers Actually Serve Corrupt Government

Liberty Township residents were shocked to discover this week that beloved local law enforcement officers are-- in fact-- sexual slaves to the corrupt government...
Letters to Editor

U.S. Justice System Is Broken. Football Coaches Should Replace Courts.

This whole Urban Meyer fiasco got me thinking: Why do we even need a justice system when we already have highly paid college football...
Local News

Stormy Daniels Arrested After Refusing To Urinate On Columbus Police Officer

Stormy Daniels, the adult firm star suing the President after an alleged affair, has been arrested at an Ohio strip club after refusing to...
Crime

Delaware Police: “Relax, we’re expecting a few murders this year.”

Delaware Police are urging calm after a fatal shooting Thursday evening that left one person dead and another in custody. Officers say they expect to...
In-Brief

Cops Learn How to Ride Bikes at OWU Hosted Police Conference

DELAWARE, OHIO - Cops from across the country flocked to Delaware this week for the 2017 International Police Mountain Bike Association's annual conference. Running from June...
Crime

Delaware Police Department Suspected Of Doing Police Work

After decades of treating bar fights like national security emergencies and sending multiple cruisers to routine traffic stops, new evidence shows that Delaware police...
Letters to Editor

Letter to the Editor: Booing the Delaware Police is Important

If your arch rival comes into town for a big game, you boo the shit out of them. It sends a message: "You suck...

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