Tag: health

Health Department: Please Cover Your Dog’s Anus to Prevent Spread of Coronavirus

The Delaware General Health District is recommending that dog owners cover their animals' anuses in public to help prevent the spread of the coronavirus. "While...

In-Brief Breaking News: Chick-fil-AIDS Breakout Likely

All food items at the Chick-fil-A on Polaris were tainted with AIDS. So if you stood in solidarity with your gay-bashing brothers and sisters...

Editorial: Boob-Face

Boob-Face is a condition that appears in 1/7,500 females. In some cases, symptoms of Boob-Face are apparent at birth, while others develop Boob-Face later...