Tag: fair

Crazy Fair Ride Hasn’t Killed Anyone Yet

A new, radically unsafe ride has yet to kill anyone during its debut at the Delaware County Fair, according to ride operator Dead Frog...

It’s Fair Season: Here Are 7 Elegant Ways To Shit All Over Yourself In Public

Tired of shitting in a toilet like a fucking normal person? Good. You don't have to do it that way. You can shit all...

Underfunded Horse Parade Will Use Dead Horses

Organizers announced yesterday that Delaware’s annual All Horse Parade will use dead horses due to a lack of financial support. After the event’s primary...