Tag: drunk

Ignore That Drunk Man With Machete

A hammered drunk man wielding a machete is wandering around downtown Delaware. "Our advice is to avoid eye contact and walk away from the...

DUI Checkpoints Planned for Columbus Police Parking Lots

The Franklin County DUI Task Force will conduct sobriety checkpoints in an unlikely place this weekend: the facilities of a fellow law enforcement agency,...

5 Fun Things to Do on Drugs in Delaware, Ohio

Looking for something fun to do while you're high in Delaware, Ohio? This list is for you. 1. Sit at home and listen to your...

Rare Species of Female Alcoholic Resurfaces, Screams Profanities

Rare Species of Female Alcoholic Resurfaces, Screams Profanities In the past two weeks, residents of Delaware, Ohio have reported sightings of a rare native...