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Crime

Ignore That Drunk Man With Machete

A hammered drunk man wielding a machete is wandering around downtown Delaware. "Our advice is to avoid eye contact and walk away from the...
Drugs & Rec

Bun’s Restaurant Considers Changing Signage

Bun's Restaurant in Delaware is considering changing its iconic signage to something more generic and rudimentary. The owners are tired of having a famous...
Drugs & Rec

Business Posts Angry Note, Closes Early Due to Main Street Delaware Concert

Main Street Delaware’s Summer on Winter Concert Series has a local business owner furious over alleged issues he says are bad for his business,...
Local News

“Drunkest DORA Explorer” Contest Taking Place This Weekend in Downtown Delaware

The City of Delaware is holding its First Annual "Drunkest DORA Explorer" contest this weekend in downtown Delaware. The first-place trophy will be presented...
Blog

Main Street First Friday Wedding in Downtown Delaware, Ohio: Happy Heroin Couple Beat Each Other Up [Meme]

Meet the wonderful couple being married in downtown Delaware, Ohio tonight during the First Friday festivities. They will have a fist fight in front...
Crime

Surprise! St. Patrick’s Day of Debauchery Ends In Horror

The St. Patrick’s Day Pub Crawl in downtown Delaware ended in horror last night after a pedestrian was struck by a car and seriously...
In-Brief

COhatch Egg Incubation Facility Opens in Downtown Delaware

A new facility that allows people to collaboratively hatch eggs has opened in downtown Delaware, Ohio. For a nominal fee, COhatch allows individuals to deposit...
In-Brief

Old Dog Alehouse To Close By May 2019

The owners of recently opened Old Dog Alehouse & Brewery say they will close their doors by May 2019 because they should have named...
Local News

Solar Saloon Will Become Gay Bar

Downtown Delaware, Ohio watering hole The Solar Saloon has announced it will convert to a gay bar sometime this fall. The move comes after the...
Local News

Unique, Exciting Downtown Store Goes Bankrupt Because No One Cared

The Next Big Thing, a specialty retailer located on Sandusky Street in downtown Delaware, closed its doors for the final time over the weekend....

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