Tag: delaware police department

Did You Know: Delaware Police Department Average Education

The average member of the Delaware City Police Department has a GED, not a diploma, and was considered mentally retarded at least once in...

Man Lets Dog Drive Drunk

Delaware resident Jacob Turhole was arrested for animal endangerment after his dog was pulled over in his truck. The dog was driving, while Turhole...

Results Are In: Cops Still Pricks

A recent polling of 275 local citizens has confirmed yet again that Delaware Police officers are pricks. The poll found that an overwhelming 99% of...

Happy Man Taken In For Questioning

Delaware Police officers arrested a man late last night on suspicion of reckless happiness. Craig Robertson, a 42 year old machinist from Akron, was seen...

Bunched Panties Cause Domestic Dispute

Delaware Police responded to a call of domestic violence at 145 Franklin Street yesterday, the home of Julie and Scott Ramsey. Mr. Ramsey, according to...

The Police

Dealing with the Public Safety Department of Ohio... Being pulled over Twice in One Awful Night... Raped by the State Highway Patrol... Eventual Inebriation...