Tag: delaware police department

City Appoints First Black Police Chief

The City of Delaware has appointed Captain Adam Moore as the city's first black chief of police. City Manager Tom Homan made the appointment,...

Surprise! St. Patrick’s Day of Debauchery Ends In Horror

The St. Patrick’s Day Pub Crawl in downtown Delaware ended in horror last night after a pedestrian was struck by a car and seriously...

Delaware Police: “Relax, we’re expecting a few murders this year.”

Delaware Police are urging calm after a fatal shooting Thursday evening that left one person dead and another in custody. Officers say they expect to...

Delaware Man Taken into Police Custody After Forgetting 9/11

Delaware man Yancey Glurglebottom was taken into police custody early Tuesday morning after local police discovered he had completely forgotten about the events of...

In-Brief: Delaware Police Department Begs For Attention With New Gaudy SUV

The Delaware Police Department's brand new, $50,000 dip-shit mobile debuted on the streets of Delaware today. According to Police Chief Russell Martin, the bold...

Delaware Police Reports Week Of April 11

Overnight on April 12, thieves hit a candy store in the 100 block South Sandusky Street. They made off with two or three jolly...

Delaware Police Reports Week Of May 2

Police responded to Hayes Colony Apartments Wednesday evening after reports of a man trying to cut his own head off in the middle of...

In-Brief: Police Chief Martin Reprimanded For Not Tweeting

Delaware Police Chief Russ Martin has been reprimanded by City Hall for not tweeting about a 14 vehicle pile up that occurred on 36/37...

Delaware Police Department Suspected Of Doing Police Work

After decades of treating bar fights like national security emergencies and sending multiple cruisers to routine traffic stops, new evidence shows that Delaware police...

Letter to the Editor: Booing the Delaware Police is Important

If your arch rival comes into town for a big game, you boo the shit out of them. It sends a message: "You suck...

Man Lets Dog Drive Drunk

Delaware resident Jacob Turhole was arrested for animal endangerment after his dog was pulled over in his truck. The dog was driving, while Turhole...

Results Are In: Cops Still Pricks

A recent polling of 275 local citizens has confirmed yet again that Delaware Police officers are pricks. The poll found that an overwhelming 99% of...