Tag: crime

Gay Gang Terrorizes Short North

Residents and businesses in the Short North are on edge after a recent spike in violent crime. Columbus Police say a gay gang known...

U.S. Justice System Is Broken. Football Coaches Should Replace Courts.

This whole Urban Meyer fiasco got me thinking: Why do we even need a justice system when we already have highly paid college football...

City Christmas Tree Accused of Sexual Assault

Downtown Delaware holiday festivities may end early this year after two women accused the city’s Christmas tree of sexual assault. Main Street Delaware officials...

Delaware Police Department Suspected Of Doing Police Work

After decades of treating bar fights like national security emergencies and sending multiple cruisers to routine traffic stops, new evidence shows that Delaware police...

Local Idiot Shoots Roommate In Head, Hangs Out To See What Happens Next

Delaware resident and absolute moron Joel Sellers, 24, shot his roommate in the head yesterday and didn’t have the common sense to get the...

Bunched Panties Cause Domestic Dispute

Delaware Police responded to a call of domestic violence at 145 Franklin Street yesterday, the home of Julie and Scott Ramsey. Mr. Ramsey, according to...