Tag: Alcohol

Ignore That Drunk Man With Machete

A hammered drunk man wielding a machete is wandering around downtown Delaware. "Our advice is to avoid eye contact and walk away from the...

5 Fun Things to Do on Drugs in Delaware, Ohio

Looking for something fun to do while you're high in Delaware, Ohio? This list is for you. 1. Sit at home and listen to your...

Rare Species of Female Alcoholic Resurfaces, Screams Profanities

Rare Species of Female Alcoholic Resurfaces, Screams Profanities In the past two weeks, residents of Delaware, Ohio have reported sightings of a rare native...

Man Drinks 151, Gets Drunk

A man drank 151 at a downtown bar this evening, leaving him crippled drunk by the end of the night. "That is one crazy...

Man Lets Dog Drive Drunk

Delaware resident Jacob Turhole was arrested for animal endangerment after his dog was pulled over in his truck. The dog was driving, while Turhole...