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Farm Animals At Fair Ask For Gentle Pats

Fair animals large and small issued a joint statement from the Delaware County Fair this afternoon, aiming to educate children about proper petting zoo...
Faith & Values

Catholic Church Secretly Rewriting Bible Passages To Favor Sexual Abuse

Following an accidental document release by the Catholic Church, Delaware Ohio News has learned that church officials across several continents are actively working on...
Local News

Stormy Daniels Arrested After Refusing To Urinate On Columbus Police Officer

Stormy Daniels, the adult firm star suing the President after an alleged affair, has been arrested at an Ohio strip club after refusing to...
National News

Rep. Jim Jordan Compares Wrestling to Gymnastics, Says They’re ‘Sexual Sports’

Facing increased allegations that he ignored sexual misconduct perpetrated against student athletes while he was a wrestling coach at Ohio State, Congressman Jim Jordan...
Crime

City Christmas Tree Accused of Sexual Assault

Downtown Delaware's holiday festivities may end early this year after two women accused the city’s Christmas tree of sexual assault. Main Street Delaware officials...
Faith & Values

Couples Turn to Simulated Rape in Lieu of Contraception

Hundreds of couples across central Ohio and thousands across the nation have embraced simulated rape in order to prevent pregnancy, according to a recent...
Sex

Lick it and Stick it with Perry Nymphman

There has been a lot of debate about what is tasteful in sex columns, especially in college newspapers. Many columns push the envelope in...
Sex

Urination-Defecation: Sexual Revolution

We have all heard of prostitutes: men and women who run the streets, selling sex and sin. But sex isn't all these street warriors...
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Ignore That Drunk Man With Machete

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Health Dept: Please Don’t Copulate on Mattress Behind Kroger

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The Delaware Public Health District has asked residents not...

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The notorious 'can opener' bridge lived up to its...

Cocaine Lemur: Missing Pet Goes On Drug-Fueled Rampage in Marysville

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