My Grandpa Asked for a Digital Circumcision Because He Doesn’t Like His Penis

Ricardo Paye

Earlier I shared a conversation I had with my grandfather where he was asking how to find porn on his phone. When he followed up to let me know he found out that I shared our conversation online (thanks, Dad), he used the opportunity to ask whether I would Photoshop a picture of his penis to make him look circumcised. Apparently he wants to share it with some woman he met at Bob Evans. I tried to tell him his penis is fine the way it is. He isn’t so sure. Below is the full conversation.

Posts in this series:

Part 1: Teaching My Grandpa How to Find Porn on His Phone

Part 2: My Grandpa Asked for a Digital Circumcision Because He Doesn’t Like His Penis

Part 3: My Mom Helped My Grandpa Take a Dick Pic and Now We Don’t Speak Anymore

Part 4: My Grandpa Likes Autoerotic Asphyxiation and Wants to Die from Coronavirus

11 COMMENTS

Roxanne January 28, 2020 At 4:17 pm

His penis is absolutely normal ???? over 50% of babies being born in the USA are being left intact. Foreskin is a wonderful thing to have it has over 20000 nerves in it. He is lucky to still have it.

LaNae January 28, 2020 At 4:19 pm

Intact penises are so much better in bed. I’m sure all the ladies were into him.

Lavender brown January 28, 2020 At 5:24 pm

This is super funny…i got my twins nipped..but im dating someone with a neck and he hates the jokes and wants to get it snipped

- Ryan January 28, 2020 At 7:54 pm
  
  How about don’t be a douchebag and joke with about it! You are obviously making him self conscious about it. What if he started making fun of the way your labia looked?
  
  - John January 28, 2020 At 8:21 pm
    
    Wow…looks like someone is triggered. Ryan needs a safe place and a hug. Maybe some tissues for his tears. lol
    
Jess January 28, 2020 At 8:45 pm

Speaking as someone who lived all around Europe for years and was a tad wild…lol. All the guys aren’t circumcised, except maybe a Jewish man. So maybe he would just fit in more over in Europe…lol

Audrey Johnson January 28, 2020 At 10:23 pm

Please tell your grandpa that times have changed and he should be less self conscious about his foreskin.

PerfectlyFlawed January 29, 2020 At 6:53 pm

Ryan I believe you didnt interpret the convo correctly this is a male that was talking to his grandfather not a female Male doesnt have a labia unless they get sex change and the OP never said they did and I am sure it would have came up with as open as the two of them seem to be.

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