The Delaware Public Health District has asked residents not to copulate on the mattress behind Kroger on Route 23.
Their announcement read:
“There is a mattress behind Kroger on Route 23. Please DO NOT HAVE sex on it. “
Sincerely,
Your Friends at the Delaware Public Health District
“I understand the urge to have sex on dank mattresses stained with bodily fluids and inexplicably dumped in secluded places, ” said Health Commissioner Garrett Guillozet. “But we must not act on those urges. Especially not more than once. It’s unsanitary.”
WHY DOES THIS NEED TO BE SAID