‘Don’t Molest Me’ Stickers Now Available at the Delaware Police Department

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Stickers that read “Don’t Molest Me” are now available for free from the Delaware Police Department. Police Chief Pigeon Housekey says the stickers are part of a campaign to protect children from pedophilia and sex trafficking.

“Studies have shown that hearing or reading the word ‘molest’ prior to committing a sex crime actually reverses an erection and prevents would-be abusers from committing the act,” Housekey said. “It sounds weird but it’s scientific and definitely one of the easiest and most reliable ways to protect children from being raped or trafficked.”

Parents are being encouraged to place the stickers on their children whenever they leave the house, encounter rich people, or spend time with drunk family members.

 

Ricardo Paye
Ricardo Paye
Ricardo Paye is a Senior Correspondent with Delaware Ohio News. Born and raised in the Delaware County Fairgrounds, he's a reporter with a deep knowledge of the streets who isn't afraid to ask tough questions. His fondest childhood memory is getting a hand job from a public utility worker in the basement of Pilsner's 5 & Dime store. He holds a bachelor's degree in Euthanasia from Ohio Wesleyan University.

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