Politics

NRA and Ohio Governor John Kasich Aim to Arm Students, Teachers

Ohio teachers and students would be required to carry a state issued handgun or assault rifle under a proposed law introduced by Ohio Governor...

Street Named After Jerry Sandusky Will Remain Despite Conviction

After several weeks of deliberation, Delaware, Ohio City Council has decided not to rename Sandusky Street, which was named after convicted child rapist Jerry...

Kasich Proposes New Tax on Public Workers

After the crushing defeat of Senate Bill 5 on Nov. 8, Governor John Kasich is proposing a new bill to the Ohio legislature, which...

City Council Completes Annual Drinking Binge, Plans For Regular Inebriation

Delaware City Council threw a drunken rager before Monday’s meeting, celebrating another year of successfully fooling the public into believing in the importance of...

VA Patients To Share Prosthetics After Kasich Denies Funds

All amputees being treated in Ohio Veterans Affairs (VA) hospitals will be forced to share prosthetics after Governor John Kasich (R) formally denied a...

Governor Wants Wikipedia To Replace State’s Teachers

Under Gov. John Kasich’s newest initiative, Ohio would eliminate 90% of its teaching positions by utilizing the free encyclopedia website Wikipedia. Revealed in a...

Councilwoman Fighting To Cement Brighter Future For Roadkill Victims

Five hundred sixty and a half corpses have been removed from Delaware City roads in the first half of 2011, prompting a surge of...

Kris Jordan Proposes Animal-Human Hybrid Ban

Animal-human hybrids, who have lived in Ohio safely and free of discrimination for the past 20 years, may have to make another state their...

Highrise Mausoleum Proposed to Council

A local development company's proposal to build a fifty story mausoleum on the city's east side was formally reviewed for the first time last...

Dog Debate Divides Schools

There is a growing debate on whether or not the teaching of Canis lupus familiaris, or dogs, should be allowed in public schools. Many...

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