Delaware Police Reports Week Of May 2

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Police responded to Hayes Colony Apartments Wednesday evening after reports of a man trying to cut his own head off in the middle of the street. Responding officers thought it was pretty cool and let him do it.

Paramedics were called to Hayes Colony Apartments Wednesday evening after a man cut his own head off in the middle of the street.

Several militant teen gang bangers were arrested behind Dempsey Middle School Thursday morning for allegedly throwing cat shit at the janitor.

Vandals tagged a local psychologists office Friday evening, spray painting “you don’t know shizz about human heads” on the front window. Damage is estimated at $250.

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