Delaware Police Reports Week Of June 6

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Doug Peenst was arrested on Friday for repeatedly calling the police station and talking about how pissed off he was.

Police responded to Blue Limestone Park on Thursday on reports of a suspicious package. The item was inspected and determined to be a sandwich dressed like Roseanne.

Officers observed a man on Sandusky Street sitting in the driver’s seat of his vehicle with a can of beer in the cup holder. They ended up knowing the guy and let him go.

A woman called police Monday evening and reported that someone had called her an “awkward bitch” on Facebook. A report was taken but no charges were filed.

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