Below is the complete list of restaurants and attractions expected to be available at the new Planet Oasis entertainment district being developed in Berkshire Township in Delaware County. 
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Food & Drinks

  • 8 Subway restaurants
  • 12 Starbucks
  • Mcdonald’s
  • Applebee’s
  • Buffalo Wild Wings
  • Red Robin
  • Dairy Queen
  • Taco Bell
  • Arby’s
  • TGI Friday’s
  • Chili’s
  • City BBQ
  • Pizza Hut
  • Long John Silver’s
  • Soggy Cereal Yogurt Bar
  • Donatos
  • America’s First Muslim Owned Chick-fil-a
  • Cheesecake Factory
  • Auntie Anne’s Hand-Rolled Soft Pretzels
  • IHOP
  • Wendy’s
  • Vegan Burger King
  • Chipotle
  • Uncle Tanner’s Kitchen and Eatery
  • Planet Mustard

Shopping & Retail

  • 3 Mattress Stores
  • DICK’s Sporting Goods
  • Claire’s
  • H&M
  • Abercrombie & Fitch
  • Hot Topic
  • John’s Lil’ Sexy Freak Palace
  • Apple Store
  • Banana Republic 2.0
  • Barnes & Noble
  • Palestinian Radio Shack
  • Disney Store
  • Finish Line
  • The Black People Store
  • Mexicano Americano Por Favor
  • Phat Daddy’s Silk Sheets Emporium
  • Lil’ Dragons Kids Center & Survival Toy Factory
  • DSW
  • Gap
  • Gap Kids
  • Gap for Chicken Head Bitches With No Self Respect
  • Gap Outlet
  • Gap Appendage Outlet
  • Gap Smoke Detector Store
  • Gap Dungeon Rape Assembly Line Boutique
  • Gap Again
  • Last Gap Store on the Left
  • The Stain Store
  • Essentially Oily
  • Build-a-bear for Grown Men
  • Hollister
  • Hot Topic
  • Mi Cumpleanos

Entertainment & Sports

  • Rusty Skate Park
  • Go-kart Race Track
  • Indoor Skydiving
  • Rock Climbing Wall
  • E-sports Arena
  • Shooting Range
  • BMX Race Track
  • Water Park
  • Movie Theater
  • Holocaust Dinner Theater (Comedy)
  • Bowling Alley
  • Laser Tag Arena
  • Indoor Sports Arena
  • Drowning VR Simulation
  • Man-made Lake with Sand Beaches
  • Mi Cerrito Arcade
  • Mexican Locker Room RPG
  • Perk and Jerk Volleyball
  • USA Gymnastics Doctor’s Office & Sexual Assault Outpatient Prep Center
  • Basketball Court
  • Tennis Courts
  • Baseball Diamond
  • Splooge Slip-n-Slide
  • Immigrant Hospice Zoo
  • Outdoor Amphitheatre
  • Driving Range
  • Sandpaper Hole Gentlemen’s Club

Hotels & Accommodations

  • 5,000 unit Apartment Complex
  • Hilton Hotel
  • Extended Stay Suites
  • Four Seasons Hotel
  • Naked Dianna’s Luxury Getaway Cabin
  • Immigrant Shanty Town
  • Immigrant Apartment Tower
  • Section 8 Housing Complex
  • Luxury Condominiums
  • Executive Country Club
  • Sugar Daddy Couple’s Retreat
  • Your Step Dad’s Place Retro Suites
  • Cave
  • Human Hamster Dens

Health & Wellness

  • Heroin & Human Sex Trafficking Rehabilitation Center
  • Dentist
  • Chiropractor
  • Sports Medicine
  • Happy Endings Massage Parlor
  • Plastic Surgeon
  • Stem Cell Research Facility
  • Equine Abortion Clinic
  • Yoga Studio
  • 2×4 Renal Restoration Practitioners
  • Spin Studio
  • UNITY Spa
  • Racism Reconditioning Chamber by Gillette
  • Little Spandex Nitrogen Injection Outlet
  • OhioHealth Surgical Roulette
  • Reach Around Counseling
  • Planet Fitness Universe
  • Dialysis with a View

Space Center

  • SpaceX Rocket Launch Pad
  • Telescope
  • Alien Research and Space Exploration Institute
  • Space Warfare Think Tank & Weapons Lab
  • Mars Nuclear Weapons Testing Facility
  • Space Holocaust Simulator
  • Bob’s Flat Earth Experience (Dumb Ass Mystery Tour)
  • Boeing Recruiting Center
  • Aeronautical Jew Boy Experience (VR)
  • Mission Impossible: Journey to Jupiter to Commit Suicide
  • Science?

 

4 COMMENTS

  1. I think you need to reread this article. There are some really racist things written
    The black people store
    The happy ending massage parlor
    Section 8 housing complex
    Equine Abortion Clinic
    USA Gymnastics & Sexual Abuse Center

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