Sarah Goddammit, also known as “Sarah, Goddamn Girl, Are You Retarded Or Something? Scary Ass Bitch!” to her loyal customers, is a notorious unlicensed heroin dealer in Delaware, Ohio. She comes from a prominent family of drug dealers, comedians, and degenerate pranksters, who have passed down their illegal trade and love for causing a ruckus.
Sarah was diagnosed with oppositional defiance disorder at a young age, which has led to her openly taunting the authorities and engaging in public mischief. Last year, a video of her mooning an undercover police officer and defecating on her own shoes went viral, cementing her reputation as a wild and unpredictable individual.
Despite her antics, Sarah has a loyal customer base who appreciate her unorthodox methods of obtaining and distributing medicine. Her secret backcountry compound, hidden deep in the woods, is a strange and mysterious place filled with odd toys, inappropriate decor, and a menagerie of random animals. Some say she even has a pet alligator, but that remains unconfirmed.
Despite her family’s reputation and her behavior, Sarah has managed to evade the authorities and continues to operate her business with impunity. However, it’s only a matter of time before the law catches up with her, and it will be interesting to see how she handles the consequences of her actions.
