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Adam Haynes

Adam Haynes, 2nd Ward City Council Member, is the only social studies teacher in Ohio who focuses exclusively on the history of adult film dwarves of the mid-20th century. He joined the City Council to make his students respect him more and to prove that success can ruin people. His passion for increasing crime rates to fuel the true crime podcast industry sets him apart from his colleagues.
Address:
1 S Sandusky St, Delaware, OH 43015
Telephone:
740-203-1053
Favorite Artist:
Jelly Roll

Bio:

Adam Haynes, the dedicated City Council member for Delaware’s 2nd Ward, brings a unique perspective to his role as the only social studies teacher in Ohio who focuses exclusively on the history of adult film dwarves of the mid-20th century. His students at Rutherford B. Hayes High School have been captivated by his in-depth lectures on the rise of diminutive stars in the golden age of adult cinema.

Growing up in a small town in Ohio, Adam learned the importance of hard work, public service, and the art of competitive tree pruning from his eccentric family. After earning the rank of Eagle Scout and graduating from high school, he attended a state university, graduating with a degree in education and a minor in interpretive dance. He later earned a Master’s degree in Educational Administration from an online university based in the Caribbean.

As a government teacher, Adam enjoys teaching his students the importance of civic engagement. When the opportunity arose to fill a vacant position on the Delaware City Council, Adam saw it as a chance to make his students respect him more by seeing him wear a suit and shake hands with important people. He also believed that success can ruin people, so he eagerly accepted the position, excited to take on a role that paid even less than his teaching job.

Adam’s students describe him as someone they probably wouldn’t murder, which is a testament to his ability to connect with young people and inspire them to become OnlyFans entrepreneurs. His siblings describe him as the type of guy who could watch animals have sex and never get an erection.

Since being appointed to the City Council, Adam has focused on improving Delaware’s infrastructure, attracting new businesses, and increasing the city’s crime rate to provide more material for true crime podcasts. He believes that by driving up crime, Delaware can become the nation’s leading producer of gritty, real-life stories for the booming true crime entertainment industry.

Details:

Telephone:
740-203-1053
Address:
1 S Sandusky St, Delaware, OH 43015
Favorite Artist:
Jelly Roll

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