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Ohio Wesleyan University President Admits Illiteracy

Jan. 8, 2019 UPDATED: It is a well known fact that the president of Ohio Wesleyan University, Dr. Rock Jones cannot-- in fact-- read or...
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Rock Jones Sends International Students Packing

Ohio Wesleyan President Rock Jones shocked the university community today by announcing his support for President Trump’s immigration policies and sharing a drastic plan...
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OWU Students Consider Rolling Balls For Second Weekend In A Row

Ohio Wesleyan students are considering popping molly and rolling balls at Clancey's for a second weekend in a row, according to current students and...
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OWU Professors Raise Awareness for Women’s March with Viral Dance Video

A group of female professors at Ohio Wesleyan University say they're happy their interpretive dance video is going viral and bringing attention to the...
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Cops Learn How to Ride Bikes at OWU Hosted Police Conference

DELAWARE, OHIO - Cops from across the country flocked to Delaware this week for the 2017 International Police Mountain Bike Association's annual conference. Running from June...
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School Record Broken

Seniors Sheela Teets and Becky Cootsburg have set yet another pointless record at Ohio Wesleyan University. They managed to sit next to each other every...

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Revised Short North Curfew Only Applies to Blue-Haired People, Allies

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DUI Checkpoints Planned for Columbus Police Parking Lots

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