If your arch rival comes into town for a big game, you boo the shit out of them. It sends a message: “You suck and I fucking hate you.” This is the way we should treat Delaware police officers. They are twisted specimens, constantly prowling our lanes and avenues in search of innocent citizens to fuck and mangle. We need to pull the ruthless dick of the law from our hindquarters and boo the barbarians in unison. When a police officer drives by, boo that animal and be sure that he hears you. Boo female police officers even louder than their male brethren. Every woman who decides to become a cop is one less whore to watch at the strip club or masturbate to while looking at internet porn. Let all cops know how damaging their presence is to your happiness and quality of life. Bellow loud and clear: “Booooooooo! Get back in the fucking police station until we need you, assholes!”
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Beautifully written. Lets all remember vote to cut they’re funding EVERYTIME. In fact, as a very unproud Delaware alumnus, I continue to return to vote NO on EVERYTHING. Starve the fuckers. Starve the schools. Starve the police. Starve the fucking firemen. I hope they get starved back to 1885 so Marty Mcfly can whip all their asses and Doc can steal their girls.
Exhuming Confederate soldiers and dumping their remains in a lake. Really??? There are no words strong enough for me to express my outrage at this. You are not just stupid and idiots you have gone far beyond that. You idiots are just that totally stupid and idiots
It appears I fell for a piece of real “Fake News”. Which is just as despicable. Putting garbage out like this does not help anything at all. Disgusting!!
George needs a drink You can’t read a satirical article then express outrage unless you are a total douche. Go read USA Today and then leave comments you freak