Opinion

U.S. Justice System Is Broken. Football Coaches Should Replace Courts.

This whole Urban Meyer fiasco got me thinking: Why do we even need a justice system when we already have highly paid college football...

Letter to the Editor: Booing the Delaware Police is Important

If your arch rival comes into town for a big game, you boo the shit out of them. It sends a message: "You suck...

Editorial: Boob-Face

Boob-Face is a condition that appears in 1/7,500 females. In some cases, symptoms of Boob-Face are apparent at birth, while others develop Boob-Face later...

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Volunteers Needed to Rake Leaves at Blue Limestone Park

To combat the unsightly side of autumn, the City...

Ignore That Drunk Man With Machete

A hammered drunk man wielding a machete is wandering...

What is a Dead Rat’s Midget’s Anus?

Ah, a question as old as time. Let us...

Health Dept: Please Don’t Copulate on Mattress Behind Kroger

The Delaware Public Health District has asked residents not...

‘Can Opener’ Opens Actual Can

The notorious 'can opener' bridge lived up to its...