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NRA Says Blue Lives May Have Mattered a Little Too Much During Parkland Shooting

National Rifle Association CEO Wayne LaPierre went on the offensive today, pushing back against local law enforcement and questioning the motives of Florida sheriff...
Local News

NASA’s First Terrestrial Space Station Will Seek Intelligent Life on Earth

NASA administrators announced today that Delaware, Ohio has been selected as the site of the agency's first terrestrial space station, ending an eight year search...
Local News

Ohio Gov. John Kasich Legalizes Exhumation of Confederate Soldiers Statewide

A small Ohio town that exhumed the bodies of Confederate soldiers and discarded their remains in a dirty lake has inspired Ohio Governor John...
Local News

NRA and Ohio Governor John Kasich Aim to Arm Students, Teachers

Ohio teachers and students would be required to carry a state issued handgun or assault rifle under a proposed law introduced by Ohio Governor...
National News

Obama Misses Friend’s Wedding, Apologizes with Massive Drone Strike on Reception

President Barack Obama missed his good friend Al Kada's wedding last weekend, and has apologized the only way the president knows how; with unbridled...
Crime

Delaware Man Taken into Police Custody After Forgetting 9/11

Delaware man Yancey Glurglebottom was taken into police custody early Tuesday morning after local police discovered he had completely forgotten about the events of...
Faith & Values

Couples Turn to Simulated Rape in Lieu of Contraception

Hundreds of couples across central Ohio and thousands across the nation have embraced simulated rape in order to prevent pregnancy, according to a recent...
National News

Romney Selects Former OSU Quarterback Art Schlichter as Running Mate

After months of speculation, presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney has chosen former Ohio State University football star Art Schlichter as his vice presidential...
National News

Roger Waters, Pink Floyd Co-Founder, Dies Of Dog AIDS At Age 79

Roger Waters, legendary musician and founding member of the progressive rock band Pink Floyd, died today after a two-year battle with a rare form...
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