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Trump Gives Homeless Veterans a Lifetime Supply of Signs

President Trump today pledged that his Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) will be helping homeless veterans grow their panhandling businesses by providing them with...

Mike Pence Says He Shouldn’t Allow Men to Suck on His Penis

Vice President Mike Pence said he shouldn’t allow men to suck on his penis because it goes against his Christian beliefs.  “I am a Christian...

President Trump Says Kids With Autism Are ‘Big Weird’

President Donald Trump referred to kids with autism as “big weird” on Saturday while answering questions about the Autism Collaboration, Accountability, Research, Education and...

Les Wexner Once Again Sleeping Peacefully in Columbus-Area Mansion

After weeks of sleepless nights spent soul-searching and decades of meticulously destroying any information outing him as a sexual deviant, L Brands founder and...

Catholic Church Secretly Rewriting Bible Passages To Favor Sexual Abuse

Following an accidental document release by the Catholic Church, Delaware Ohio News has learned that church officials across several continents are actively working on...

Trump Offers To Hold Aretha Franklin’s Funeral In White House Dog Kennels

President Donald Trump has offered the family of deceased music icon Aretha Franklin the opportunity to hold her funeral at the White House, in...

Aretha Franklin’s Body To Lie In Repose At White House

The body of music icon and "Queen of Soul" Aretha Franklin will lie in repose at the White House this weekend as the nation...

Stormy Daniels Arrested After Refusing To Urinate On Columbus Police Officer

Stormy Daniels, the adult firm star suing the President after an alleged affair, has been arrested at an Ohio strip club after refusing to...

Rep. Jim Jordan Compares Wrestling to Gymnastics, Says They’re ‘Sexual Sports’

Facing increased allegations that he ignored sexual misconduct perpetrated against student athletes while he was a wrestling coach at Ohio State, Congressman Jim Jordan...

‘How to Put a Condom on Your Scoutmaster’ Document Intensifies Boy Scouts Condom Controversy

Scouts BSA, formerly known as Boy Scouts of America, is under further scrutiny this week after releasing a new guide titled "How to Put...

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