President Joe Biden has ordered the Department of Veterans Affairs to withhold healthcare benefits from unvaccinated veterans as part of an aggressive new initiative to combat the COVID-19 pandemic.

Beginning November 1, any veteran seeking medical care at a VA facility must have had at least one shot of the vaccine to receive services under their medical benefits package. 

The executive order is one of several new rules to combat the Delta variant, including vaccine requirements for federal workers, large employers, and health care staff. 

In a televised speech Thursday evening, the president called upon veterans to continue their service to the United States, saying their debt to the country must be paid in perpetuity. 

“As with so many other things in our country, veterans are part of the problem when they should be part of the solution. We promised to take care of you in return for your service to this country. You promised us your life. Now it’s time to help us protect you before we let you die some other way because you failed to avoid dying a way we didn’t want you to. If this doesn’t make sense to you, have a little faith. There is great honor in doing what you’re told,” Biden said. 

“You are willing to fight and die for your country. You are willing to take a bullet in the head for next to nothing. Get blown to bits over in Afghanistan. But you won’t let us pump some mRNA molecules into your arm?” the president continued. “It’s time to get real. Some of you are behaving like some real wise guys here, some real dummies. Wiseguy dumb-dumb boys, as my father used to say. Enough is enough. So sit down and get the dang shot. Do what we tell you to do and continue your service to this great country. Or go without your healthcare benefits. The choice is yours.” 

There are around 19 million U.S. veterans that will be affected by the order. VA officials have said that roughly 10% of veterans have indicated they are “not interested” in getting the shots. Nearly 50% remained unvaccinated as of July when the department’s most recent data was released.  

Asked how strict the VA would be in applying the rules with veterans facing more acute health crises, the president said it would be a zero-tolerance policy. 

“There will be no exceptions to this policy,” Biden said. “If you walk into a VA hospital for cancer treatment and aren’t vaccinated, the shot will go up your behind before you start chemo. It’s that simple. Protect yourself and others from COVID-19, or we’ll stop protecting you from everything else. Comprende, negranos?” 

Veterans blasted the president’s decision. 

“It should go without saying that this order makes no sense whatsoever,” said VFW spokesperson Tommy Fitzhugh. “This administration is jeopardizing the health of American veterans by claiming to have an interest in their health and wellbeing. Joe Biden is out of his mind.” 

“I just don’t trust the government, especially after my experience in the service and watching how they handle business and care for the people they’re supposed to represent,” said U.S. Army veteran and Ohio resident John Bigolballs. “We just witnessed a complete debacle in Afghanistan where 13 American service members died because of our incompetent and hasty withdrawal. Why did I even fight over there again? Nothing is what it seems. They’ll let me drink myself to death, drive myself crazy with PTSD, live on the street, but COVID-19 is the end of the world all of a sudden? Things never quite add up. It doesn’t seem fair not to have a choice under the circumstances.” 

Some were ready for it to all be over. 

“I am homeless and do not care whether I live or die,” said former Marine Tony Franks, aka Tony Who Gives a Fuck About Any Of This Shit. “The only shot I want is one to the head.” 

Asked to respond to veterans’ concerns, a White House spokesperson echoed the president’s views. 

“We are no longer fighting wars overseas. We are fighting a war right here at home against the stupidity of the American people,” the spokesperson said. “People die every day from myriad causes, but dying of COVID-19 when there is a vaccine available is unacceptable. Suicide, drug overdoses, homicides, fatal accidents — these are all tragedies, too, but we can deal with them  — COVID-19 deaths aren’t something we will tolerate. Government out.”

Image courtesy of the Milwaukee VA Medical Center on Flickr

204 COMMENTS

  1. This is the most incompetent and outrageous thing a President of the USA has ever made. President Joe Biden had proven he is certifiably nuts.

    • Everyday I hope some patriotic veteran reduces this America hating, incompetent traitor and Dominionrat party mascot to only a bad memory as a warning to future CCP owned despots stealing political office here in the USA. Same goes for the deep state and MSM commie hacks who support him.

        • This is ridiculous! Sarah, the sad thing is how believable it is because we all know that nothing is unbelievable any more from Joe’s tyrannical rants. Yes, everyone should read the disclaimers, but it won’t take much to light the fuse these days.

        • But yet you listen to CNN and Fauci along with the lab rats that invented the virus and then make the miracle shot to make us all better. Now, what a booster and you believe this crap. I have lived thru pandemics from 1957 (Asian), then again in 1970 (Hong Gong Flu), then 2009 (Swine Flu), and now this, all along they had cases of flu with flu shots, colds, bronchitis, and pneumonia with a shot now for the elderly. Now with all this, I have never received a one-shot or have I ever had the flu but they want to force this control shot into my body. CHOICE is what is missing. I don’t ever get colds or here is one, I never even had a headache. Maybe I can donate my O negative blood and folks can get a shot of my antibodies.

    • Do some research people. Not one word of this is true. I listened to his speech. This wasn’t mentioned. I read the proposal he made and this is not in it. This is just more GOP propaganda. Wise up people, before we all die from this stupidity.

      • Why do all of you Marxism Democrats like to blame everything that happens in the World on President Trump or Republicans? You are the dumb fu that voted for Alzheimer’s Joe that gave our enemy $85 Billion in military equipment. It was your Democrat guy that pulled our military out of Kabul in the middle of the night. Oh,yes and your boy just happened to forget to tell any of our allies that he was pulling our forces out of Afghanistan and leaving our allies to hold down the fort by themselves. That’s not all as your Democrat president happened to remember that he forgot the hundreds of American civilians in Kabul so he sent the military back to Kabul It’s you Dems that is trying to bring Communism here not us Republicans. Have a good day.

        • Sorry, Steve, but you’re the dumb fu here. This story that you are so worked up about is from a parody website. Scroll down to the bottom of this page, and you’ll see this: “Everything on this website is made up. Do not rely on anything said here.”

          Better yet, read their legal disclaimer (https://www.delawareohionews.com/legal-statements/), wherein it is stated: “All stories herein are parodies (satire, fiction, fake, not real) of people and/or actual events. All names are made up (unless used in a parody of public figures) and any similarity is purely coincidental.”

          It’s too bad that the other “information” you undoubtedly believe in doesn’t come with similar disclaimers.

        • So many lies in your post is hard to know where to start. Biden made at lest two public announcements of when we would be leaving Afghanistan; one in April and one in July.

          • Right Guy lmao public announcements meanwhile the person you voted for, can’t form a coherent sentence. Oh wait, I guess you don’t have time to listen to him. How many days has it been now since he held a press conference ? Let’s see if you can figure that one out commie. You’re all communists. Every liberal who voted for Biden, is a communist. You don’t even bat an eye when 13 soldiers lost their lived, from a suicide bomber that Bidens administration had known about, and didn’t even attempt to take him out! How pathetic are you ? You don’t bat an eye when billions of dollars worth of equipment is just gone, Americans stranded in Afghanistan, allies stranded, but wait…he supposedly told us, in the midst of his babble that we were pulling out lmao
            And to the other liberal idiots, FYI, yes President Trump spoke about pulling out of Afghanistan but with a strategy. Not just pulling everyone out before we secured our equipment. Morons. You’re all communists.

        • Trump is the one who promised that we would be out of Afghanistan by 8/31. He made an underhanded deal with the Taliban to make sure that it happened.
          Put all the blame where it belongs. We never would have been in Afghanistan if it hadn’t been Cheney’s company that wanted more money.

          • Do you blame Trump for every sad thing that happens in your life ? TDS? Don’t blame people like Bush who got us into a war in the first place right ? That’s why idiots like you voted for Biden. A career criminal, 50 years of doing nothing. Probably seems about right for you and your life.

      • The stupidity is the falisy that one requires a pseudo vaccine to be protected against a disease that has a 98% survival rate, and has nearly eliminated the occurrence of the annual flu. Getchaheadoutchaass!

      • Problem is it’s too believable. Not far from reality like …
        Biden pulls troops out before American citizens and leaves a billion worth of military equipment.Now
        that is unbelievable!!!!

      • I didn’t hear this either but like many people we don’t listen to him anyway! My family and I depend on VA but not anymore. No jab!

        • This is satire. For heaven’s sake, actually READ it – when it says things like “As with so many other things in our country, veterans are part of the problem when they should be part of the solution. We promised to take care of you in return for your service to this country. You promised us your life.” you should realize that it’s a joke.

      • Today’s satire just may be Biden’s policies tomorrow. I am a 100% disabled veteran. I have used the VA since 1979. I am being treated for breast cancer at this moment and also have debilitating health issues. I am a hermit…I go to Drs appts and to buy food. I wear my mask when people are around. I distance from everyone. I have not seen my family at all thru this. I am unvaccinated. I’m not anti vaccine, I just don’t trust Fauci or the CDC..to push this jab at me. If this did develop.
        I will stop all treatments and only take the medications I can afford. I will not take this ‘vaccine’. Mainly because it’s not a true vaccine. We have been lied to. And don’t go calling me a hillbilly…Trump supporter…taking animal meds. That one is getting old.

      • We have a veteran in Oklahoma that just last week was told by the VA he could not go on a transplant list for a kidney because he was not vaccinated. Now explain this.

        • Hmm how bout…why should he receive a life saving organ if he is not willing to do all he can to support the body he has? If you smoke, drink or do drugs u can’t get on the transplant list. If u willingly don’t take the vaccine and die, then that organ is wasted when it could have gone to someone willing to do all they could do save themselves.

          • Talk about organ donation. A friend of mine 52 years old died of a stroke 2 days after receiving the vax. They kept her on life support for 2 days then her family were told that her organs could NOT be donated because she had the jab. Hummm!!!! alright. She was a non smoker, non drinker, no drugs and NOT an antivaxxer. What she was, was a healthy 52 year old. A statistic.

          • The point is…. the shot is under emergency use and is not a “mandatory vaccine”. Why are people being forced to take something that is not even FDA approved (beyond emergency use), and is still in the trial phase? The transplant procedure would most likely save him, yet the track record of the shot saving him is not goo. Go look at the VARES data.

            Doctors took an oath to save people, not sentence them to death.

          • Your a huge disgrace and should be ashamed of yourself. Combat Vets have given and sacrificed more for this country and everyone it to include your disrespectful ass. They deserve more then anybody else in this Nation. And your Bullshit Vaccine is killing not only sick people but super healthy people too. The Vaccine doesn’t even work and about 70% on Average that have been vaccinated are still getting COVID. So go take your libtarded sheeple ass and do some real research. You just might learn something and change your whole attitude and mind about the Vaccine, COVID, and your dictator Biden.

          • You’re such a dumbass. Also unless he only has one kidney it wouldn’t be life saving. Where was the choice in the Vietnam draft. Talk about life threating. How about all those who developed cancer and died from being sprayed with agent orange. Go to any V.A. and see the limb less. You self righteous s.o.b. Vietnam era vet

          • Frankie, it’s better to be thought of as a dumb ass than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. Of course it’s satire, it’s the comments after that. You attack vets?!! You pos! It took 40 yrs. for our government to acknowledge agent orange. At the cost of cancer and death. Surely the government wouldn’t deceive us.

          • Transplant patients are aware they have to be up to date on all vaccinations. Why waste an organ on someone who will come down with unvaccinated Covid resulting in the most severe form when it could lessen the risk with just getting the vaccine?
            Did the Vet decline his other vaccines? Of course not or he wouldn’t be a transplant candidate.

      • What wwas once called conspiracy theory is now no longer conspiracy theory.
        What may not be true today, will be true tomorrow.
        Mark my word

      • Leon, Is it just possible that communist liberal globalist made this story up to fire up everyone and cause more chaos?
        Funny that it is happen just before the Maricopa County Election fraud result come out and there has been a flood of fake red flags in the last week as mis direction continues. No I think you missed it Leon.

      • It was a year ago where everyone laughed at the prospect of vaccine mandates, or tearing down statues of Jefferson, or that we have a two tier justice system. Anyone saying those things were ridiculed and called conspiracy theorists. If you don’t think canceling veteran benefits is not coming in the next 6 months, i got a bridge to sell you.

      • Because canceling benefits for both veterans as well as Medicare is not outside the realm of possibility with these depraved authoritarians.

    • I read the transcript of that Thursday night speech. I also listened to it live. I don’t think this is true. A good friend of mine is a counselor for homeless vets and she hasnt heard anything about this. Just that the healthcare workers have to be vaccinated. Im a conservative and I kind wish Biden would go that far. Sadly I dont think he has the balls to deal with us.

    • Fromm the delawareohionews About Us page:

      “Although we were the first Delaware, Ohio newspaper, they remain the lords of Delaware news media. That’s why we’re suicidal and on so many drugs.

      With all of that said, everything on this website is made up. Do not rely on anything said here.”

      You clowned yourself.

    • Butt, and hear me out here, if you get the vaccine you can read other peoples minds and your farts will smell like fresh cut grass. I also have it on good advice that you’ll be able to grow an epic ass Viking beard once the booster comes out.

    • tell LYING SON OF A BITCH, HE NO MORE GOT A BOOSTER THAN THE FEMALE PORTRAYING AS TO GIVING TOO THE LAIR biden. HE’S GOT TO BE GETTING MONIES FROM GATES&SOROS,there both children of satan.
      biden lies on all he speaks, he’s such a big boy don’t have any fed protection – we’ll meet and i will kick your ass joeboy- all will view how big of a boy your not, your a piece of human SHIT. BESST PART OF YOU RAN DOWN YOUR mama inner thigh.

  2. I have had the vaccine but I stand behind the ones who wish not to take it! You know
    Mr Biden, Harris, PELOSI, and all the rest of the so called Goverment I will quote your own sentence to you… MY BODY MY CHOICE ! Not just when it fits your agenda!!!!!
    MY BODY MY CHOICE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. He’s a idiot! He can’t take anyway peoples health ins. Bc they don’t want shot. They put water in his arm. He is only trying to get the country focus on something besides blood on his hands!! ENOUGH JOE. LEAVE GO HOME

  4. So what / where is the transcript of the Presidents speech that this is from?

    “ Protect yourself and others from COVID-19, or we’ll stop protecting you from everything else. Comprende, negranos?”

    How about the authors bio “ His fondest childhood memory is buying methamphetamine from a public utility worker in the basement of Pilsner’s 5 & Dime store.”

    This isn’t satire it’s false reporting. The supposed news source needs to take action to either support this claim with referecable information or publicly denounce and terminate this author.

    • Agree! Delaware Ohio News is a satirical – FAKE NEWS site. I’m sick and tired of these and also sick and tired of the people believing stuff like this.

  5. That incompetent POS can’t take away a veterans health insurance. I got my shot but if someone doesn’t want it that’s their right. Old Groper Joe and his Hoe can go to hell. NOT MY PRESIDENT!!

    • This is fake! They write satire. Notice the bio of the author?? Stop believing everything you read. Biden never said this, just like the author doesn’t sell meth.

    • This comment has been noted and the FBI is on their way to your house. You’ll be required to do pushups while praising Joe Biden as the greatest president ever. Failure to comply will result in you being smacked in the face with a LSD addicted Trout.

  6. Please read the bottom of the website and other related articles. This is obviously a satire site.

    ABOUT US
    Delaware Ohio News is an online news and content source dedicated to Delaware, Ohio. Founded in the year 1808, we strive to be Delaware’s premier news source, second only to the illustrious Delaware Gazette. Although we were the first Delaware, Ohio newspaper, they remain the lords of Delaware news media. That’s why we’re suicidal and on so many drugs.

    With all of that said, everything on this website is made up. Do not rely on anything said here.

    Don’t believe us? Read our Legal Statements

    • You are absolutely correct! However, the problem is, no matter how absurd and ridiculous this all sounds, it’s so close to things that the Brain-Dead Sock-Puppet has already said and done that how could any rational person tell the difference?

  7. Hey, guys you should probably read this entire article. This is completely false reporting. This didn’t happen and the article itself is pure nonsense. Read it all please

  8. This article should NEVER had made its way to the Net. It made me sick to my stomach. This article could have very, very serious, even tragic consequences. I could easily imagine a veteran who is very ill reading this article and deciding his Government no longer finds that his service was useful or that he, himself, isn’t useful and as a result he commits suicide. Or even worse, if that’s possible; a person who is unstable reads this article and decides that our President needs to go and tries to assassinate him. Are you ready to have either scenario on your head? This article is not only NOT funny, but it’s totally irresponsible and unconscionable.

    Some people reading this article might find it funny, but only if they have the fortitude to read it to the absolute bottom line. In which case, it should be headed with the word “SATIRE”. Do some actual reporting that will help people navigate these troubled times. Or, at least let the readers know that you are not SERIOUS journalists, reporters or editors. Same on you!!!!!

    • I agree. I’m a disabled vet and my heart did skip a beat when I saw the headline. It wasn’t until I got into the meat of the article that I realized that this was bullshit. I have PTSD, among other things, and my paranoia is high. I’ve been on edge because of all the bullshit of the past 18months. Losing my benefits over the “vaccines” has been a concern. I went from fear to anger at the headline…not good for me. And I know guys who would go kinetic over this without looking into it too much. So it’s not funny. I get what the article aims to do, but as you said, some of us aren’t the most stable, lol, and taken at face value, this could trigger some stupid stuff. So thanks for your comment and concern.

      • I am glad that I read the whole article because my mind was beginning to start thinking and going back to a dark place that took many years of counseling to get out of. There was a Beast that was beginning to awaken.

    • I work at a VA Hospital and we are now having to answer questions from veterans who are calling in threatening staff. This is NOT funny

  9. I would like a link to the video where he says all of this. I know you think this makes good news, but I would like to see or hear the proof you have, because I can’t seem to find it.

    • It’s fake.

      Please read the bottom of the website and other related articles. This is obviously a satire site.

      ABOUT US
      Delaware Ohio News is an online news and content source dedicated to Delaware, Ohio. Founded in the year 1808, we strive to be Delaware’s premier news source, second only to the illustrious Delaware Gazette. Although we were the first Delaware, Ohio newspaper, they remain the lords of Delaware news media. That’s why we’re suicidal and on so many drugs.

      With all of that said, everything on this website is made up. Do not rely on anything said here.

      Don’t believe us? Read our Legal Statements

  10. This is what he does to Vets? Some have underlying conditions as a result of their service and the experimental poison isn’t recommended by their doctors. Impeach this imbecile now!!!

  11. If he can do this, America is truly finished as a free country and is no different than the old Soviet Union or any other totalitarian state.

    • Please read the bottom of the website and other related articles. This is obviously a satire site.

      ABOUT US
      Delaware Ohio News is an online news and content source dedicated to Delaware, Ohio. Founded in the year 1808, we strive to be Delaware’s premier news source, second only to the illustrious Delaware Gazette. Although we were the first Delaware, Ohio newspaper, they remain the lords of Delaware news media. That’s why we’re suicidal and on so many drugs.

      With all of that said, everything on this website is made up. Do not rely on anything said here.

      Don’t believe us? Read our Legal Statements

      • Now THAT’S proof I can relate too. It makes me wonder why OTHERS in later posts couldn’t simply ‘say’ that instead of being sarcastically derisive. Some of us are visually challenged and can’t discern these things readily. My deepest appreciation for your logical and provable comment. However… I don’t see that it changes my and other’s feelings about what could be a very real scenario without the authors of this article realizing it. Thanks again for your civil and informative comment.

  12. Anyone reading more than a third of the article and doesn’t understand it was satire are part of the problem, that being zero sense of humor. I’m a vet and most like me found it hilarious. Lighten up. When it comes time to join the real fight, we’ll all do it together. Until then, live your life.

  13. My body my choice. I was guaranteed benefits 20 years ago. This is an agenda and black male against us. I was telling people not to vote for Biden when he first ran because he was Obama 2.0. Evil nazi demoncrats. Unconstitutional. This is why we fight for freedom, for this very reason.

    • Please read the bottom of the website and other related articles. This is obviously a satire site.

      ABOUT US
      Delaware Ohio News is an online news and content source dedicated to Delaware, Ohio. Founded in the year 1808, we strive to be Delaware’s premier news source, second only to the illustrious Delaware Gazette. Although we were the first Delaware, Ohio newspaper, they remain the lords of Delaware news media. That’s why we’re suicidal and on so many drugs.

      With all of that said, everything on this website is made up. Do not rely on anything said here.

      Don’t believe us? Read our Legal Statements

  14. I know what’s going to happen now. Did you stock up on necessities? No? Tsk. tsk. It’s about to be decided one way or the other. VETERANS HAVE COMBAT EXPERIENCE. Veterans don’t take crap like this from a no-body. It’s already more real than people want to admit. They aren’t going to make it…. It’s not just personal opinion now. It’s reality and it can’t be stopped with a wish. But I DO wish people had listened when it would have saved them.

  15. P.S., (paraphrased from another quote by me), “GOD save us from murderous maniacs who would do things TO US for our own good, but is actually to our detriment”!

  16. These monsters are mandating DEATH! This is the most monstrous, evil, tyrannical, corrupt administration in WORLD history! Time to end their tenure.

    • Can you prove that with a reliable source other than this site? One that “I” trust? If not, I’ll go with this one until proven otherwise.

        • That’s illogical.
          If no one has ever heard of it how could you POSSIBLY know that it’s a satire site? And that STILL doesn’t prove that this site IS a satire site!
          No proof equals no belief!

        • P.S. A civil poster offered acceptable proof in a business like and believable manner, (although it wasn’t from another site). We visually challenged readers APPRECIATE that. An answer to a simple question replied to with sarcastic derision is NOT helpful nor acceptable. But now I am the wiser for the knowledge and am grateful to my benefactor for it. And I didn’t even ASK that person. The proof was offered right there in the comment.

      • If any of this is real. You would be able to confirm it through other sources. Like I don’t know listening to the entire speech he referenced. I dislike Joe Biden, but a lie is a lie

  17. Lol. Fun article, too bad it’s all bullshit. Sadly we don’t need to lie like this, Biden says and does enough real shit that’s horrific. 🤷🏻‍♀️

  18. This is a BS ARTICLE. HAD ME PISSED OFF THESE PEOPLE WANT TO START SOMETHING. DON’T GET ME WRONG I WOULDN’T PUT IT PAST THE ADMINISTRATION TO DO THIS. THESE PEOPLE THAT WROTE THIS ARE JUST ASSHOLES!!!

  19. This piece of excrement is not my president never has been never will be. Hay Biden you piece of shit let’s see your d d 214. I would be shocked if you even knew what that is. I served my country with pride and distinction and some wanna be clown will not deminish all I have done and given to my country. It is time the REAL president steps up and puts these low life criminals where they belong in front of a military tribunals and let justice swing;!!!

  20. This is irresponsible. How would you feel if a vet ended up committing suicide or killing others over this story?! Not a subject that is funny or anywhere near something that should be played with. This should be removed!

  21. I recently found out that it is the Delaware Gazette News that spreads fake news and has parodies and satyrs. Not the Delaware, Ohio News. People are believing these Satyrs and Parodies in the D. Gazette and believing it.
    cj from NC.

  22. This incompetent, degenerate of a President and Government we have are killing the Veterans. Yes, we served our country and we also took many other senseless shot’s by force and defended our Nation with our life, but we’re no longer in service to the country and our Government Promised and Sworn an Oath to Take care of those Bourne to Battle, and it is damn time you pay up and stop threating us. Isn’t it enough that your pathetic pullout in Afghanastan got 13 service members killed and countless others injured as you fled from Bagrahm Airbase in the Middle of the night leave billions of dollars worth of equipment and weapons for our enemies. If that were any soldier he would have charges brought against him/her, but, not you, you are above the law you old coot. Everything you have touched in your entire career has turned to cow dung and now you are taking all your pitiful and pathetic anger out on the Free America.
    Now, back to the Covid shots … you do not know the medical conditions of any of us Veterans, you are not a Doctor and I believe this will be a case in front of the Supreme Court quicker than you can blink your eye fool. And trust the VETERANS will WIN !!!

    • It’s satire, see the “about us” section at the bottom… “everything on this website is made up. Do not rely on anything said here.”

    • But the great thing about getting the vaccine is that after you can use you butt as a USB charger. Just stick the cable directly into you butt and plug the other end into whatever device you want to charge.

  23. Biden and Harris and their entire Administration need to be impeached or physically removed ASAP. Time for civil war folks. They don’t get to rule over us under the guise of a virus that’s 99.9% curable.

  24. You leave Americans behind! You force this shit down our throats! And your trying to take away our guns or ammunition….FUCK YOU CUNT! YOULL DIE BEFORE I TAKE THE VACCINE OR TAKE MY RIGHTS AWAY FOR ME OR MY FELLOW AMERICANS!!!

  25. You should be ashamed of yourselves for writing crap like this in a time like this.

    THIS IS SATIRE PEOPLE. DO NOT RUSH OUT AND GET THE VACCINE FOR YOUR VA BENEFITS. STAND STRONG AND DO NOT COMPLY.

  26. Biden you just started a civil war with our beloved Veterans, how dare you. Hope you rot in hell. If my husband has another stroke you will be responsible.

  27. Its a satire website, says so at the bottom of this page. However this is bullshit. Scare a ton of veterans like that, uncool. This is ethically wrong and immoral.

  28. Definitely satire but I could also see him doing it. The deep state I’d desperate and they know how much disabled veterans like myself truly on our benefits because a lot of us are to fucked up to work a normal 9 to 5.

  29. If this is satire you will not be laughing when someone sues you for their loved ones suicide. You need to make this more clearer if it in fact it is satire or put in links to the executive order.

  30. This guy who wrote this is an ass bag. Obviously not a Veteran and enjoying messing with Veterans. POS… Not even good at satire…

  31. I can appreciate the satire in the veterans requiring covid vaccinations to receive VA health benefit. However, it is not far from becoming reality and is very distasteful at a time when many veterans are questioning their sacrifices due to the events in Afghanistan.

    This message didn’t send.

  32. ****false*** please don’t spread this. Things are bad enough. Check your sources people before you share. Scroll to the bottom of the page and read the about us. “…everything on this website is made up. Do not rely on anything said here.”
    Not sure why this writer would do this, definitely not funny. And it is believable, maybe even coming soon.

  33. this is bunkers!!! why would anyone put something like that out specially in the critical devisive state that the country is, you should be ashame of yourself!!! i eas even buying into this nonsense until i read the last mane Bigolballs!!!!

  34. People tend to forget that an EO is not a law and non-compliance carries no penalties, but the sheepole would have you believe otherwise due to a lack of knowledge.
    With that said; I hope someone smokes this horses ass before he does any more damage.

  35. If you want to write satire, rock on. But never, under any circumstances, is it appropriate to speak so disrespectfully to our veterans – even if it’s satirically. Our veterans deserve far better than what you have written here.

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  37. People, this is a parody story, just like everything else on the DelawareOhioNews website. This from their legal statements page, which can be found here https://www.delawareohionews.com/legal-statements/

    “All stories herein are parodies (satire, fiction, fake, not real) of people and/or actual events. All names are made up (unless used in a parody of public figures) and any similarity is purely coincidental.”

    Of course, this won’t keep this story from being adopted as “truth” in the right wing delusionosphere. Such are the times in which we live.

  38. Vaccine doses not work. Research it . Does not prevent getting or passing it on, AND it weakens the immune system. So why bother. Fk Biden he is not our president, he is a lying thieving fool.

    • It also causes baldness, explosive dihedra, importance, and in rare cases makes you die, but then come back for a little bit, then die again before finally coming back one last time.

  39. YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK IN THE HEAD. THIS IS NOTHING TO LAUGH ABOUT. You should be BANNED FROM SOCIAL MEDIA. I find NOTHING FUNNY about your BS SATIRE!

  40. Shame on you for starting this ugly rumor and then relying on people to read your fine print when they are already angry. You have done nothing but enrage people that are already at a breaking point due to the ongoing pandemic and the condition of politics in our country. You are the absolute WORST.

  41. Why are people so dumb? This is CLEARLY satire. It makes no sense whatsoever. Why would that stop healthcare to force people to take care of their health? Think about it people. Look at the other articles on the website. You are out of your minds.

  42. FALSE news. People – check yours facts!

    And why are regular people more opinionated that medical doctors on the vaccine? Where are you getting your facts? Your neighbor? Your friend? The barstool? Be a smart person and research it and not off a conservative lined news source. Like this article, Folks. It is FALSE!

  43. While Biden is incompetent, this site does say it is a satire site. Like the Onion. However I wouldn’t be surprised if in the near future access to medicare and medicaid (as well as the VA) will be restricted for unvaccinated people.

  44. This is all a lie from a parody website and the VA is now fielding calls about this nonsense. Somehow as a VA physician I don’t find this funny at all. All the people above excited over this nonsense should look at themselves and as why am I so stupid.

    • Evan, physician at the VA? Translation, you’re banned from working in real hospitals because you abuse your patients and probably don’t even have a license to practice medicine in the real world. Get a real job, scumbag.

  45. Talk about organ donation. A friend of mine 52 years old died of a stroke 2 days after receiving the vax. They kept her on life support for 2 days then her family were told that her organs could NOT be donated because she had the jab. Hummm!!!! alright. She was a non smoker, non drinker, no drugs and NOT an antivaxxer. What she was, was a healthy 52 year old. A statistic.

  46. For those against the vaccine and believe it is a hoax, here’s the thing, your type is now clogging our health care system. Surgeries canceled, cancer treatments delayed. And the ones in the ICU? Yep, unvaccinated.
    And yeah, I work at the VA, this web site is a hoax. Don’t read satire if you can’t read the disclaimer, you are slowing down Veterans care when you call in blathering on about something that clearly states it is a parody.
    I think all the antivaxxers and antimatter should all have their own big Woodstock.

    • JenniePoo, nobody wants the “medical care” you incompetent Nazis at the VA are peddling. I’m a vet and I’m praying that you’ll ban me from the hospital for being unvaxxed, then I can be sure you butchers will never get your filthy paws on me again. Get a real job, scumbag. Vets don’t need your abuse.

  47. Did you goofs read Superman comics, run outside looking for a flying man, twist your ankle tripping on a rake in the yard while staring in the sky then run to the attorney wanting to sue Marvel for medical damages, lost time at school and mental anguish? You need to stop hashing out at each other, pointing, blaming and begin critiquing yourselves. Stop believing everything you hear and search for the truth yourselves. A wise man once said “Trust, but verify”. I doubt half of you know who. The news has you people so wrapped around their fingers they get more ratings by spending more time talking about how big of shit the anchors dogs took in the morning before the show than what your Senators are voting on for your future. None of you have a place to say anything rude to anyone. Until you get your heads in the right place and stop being more concerned with The Bachelor than with what’s going on in government, don’t post anything and definitely don’t vote on anything until you VERIFY.

  48. Delaware Ohio News is an online news and content source dedicated to Delaware, Ohio. Founded in the year 1808, we strive to be Delaware’s premier news source, second only to the illustrious Delaware Gazette. Although we were the first Delaware, Ohio newspaper, they remain the lords of Delaware news media. That’s why we’re suicidal and on so many drugs.

    With all of that said, everything on this website is made up. Do not rely on anything said here.

  49. You need to know that your “article” is causing a great deal of harm to some US Veterans who don’t realize that you actually have some kind of sick sense of humor.

    If you don’t hate Patriotic Americans, of all ages, who have served their country (and will likely lose their benefits in reality very soon), I suggest you apologize for this depraved “joke” and try to be more funny than this in the future. This is disgusting.

    The author and the “newspaper” should be ashamed of themselves.

    • its very plainly written at the bottom of every single page on this website:”Delaware Ohio News is an online news and content source dedicated to Delaware, Ohio. Founded in the year 1808, we strive to be Delaware’s premier news source, second only to the illustrious Delaware Gazette. Although we were the first Delaware, Ohio newspaper, they remain the lords of Delaware news media. That’s why we’re suicidal and on so many drugs.

      With all of that said, everything on this website is made up. Do not rely on anything said here.

      Don’t believe us? Read our Legal Statements.”

      on the completely stupid and braindead would believe anything written here

  50. I’ll tell you what This story is; it’s intentionally put out here to gauge what people would do. People believe it, they don’t believe it, they don’t know what’s true or not true. And while I’m the surface the might seem like a satire website, some very malignant and malevolent entities aren’t using this to make people mad to gauge their reaction. I’d like to say screw you Federal letter agencies, and god knows who else is responsible, but I know it’s a truly evil force that is intentionally either setting us up for war and intentionally misinforming us to start a war. Or simply putting this out there to gauge a reaction. Don’t take this shit at face value, someone knows exactly what they are doing.

  51. This is very poor satire. I would believe in a second that Biden would THINK these things, and would push such EOs, but he couldn’t every be this coherent and clear. You have to get the character right. Also, you should add an element of absurd over-the-topness to make it CLEAR that it is satire. Because people are forwarding this around as true, and we need a lot more truth in this crazy world.

  52. The article in the DelawareOhioNews.com is UNTRUE!

    Your Carl Vinson VA Medical Center will continue providing world-class healthcare to our Veterans regardless of vaccination status.

    “The President has not and will not withhold benefits to Veterans who choose not to be vaccinated. The spread of this misinformation is extremely detrimental to our Veterans and their families and should cease immediately.”
    Terrence Hayes, press secretary, Office of Public and Intergovernmental Affairs.

    This is not a satire piece. It’s sick. There is nothing funny about spreading false stories of stripping our heroes of their hard earned benefits.

    If you have questions, please don’t hesitate to call 478-272-1210 ext. 3531.

  53. This web site and this article is pure BS. You Dumb Ass for printing this kind of trash! I called multiple VA’s, fake article. This article could keep Veterans from seeking healthcare and dying. May you burn in hell for writing this kind of crap!

  54. The 3rd, 17th and 28th Amendments protect and secure that Mary indeed, does have the right to own a little lamb; its fleece being White As Snow or of her choice notwithstanding.
    If Mary’s sheep do not need vaccinations, neither should Mary be forced to submit to what amounts to involuntary injection of a foreign ejaculate.
    Let Little Jack Horner stick his thumb in some other plum.
    Enuff said!

  55. This alone should be an impeachable offense!
    Let’s all contact our Senators and Congressman and call for the President’s ouster ASAP!
    Captain Jim Green

  56. Found out this is a totally fake parody site that publishes stuff which is even close to true.
    Sad that some companies can do so much damage!
    Biden never said what this article purports!

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