Memorable Quotes: Vests Are Awesome

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“Vests are awesome, and so am I. I have no doubt that I will come out on top, and fuck lots of bitches after I win.” – Ryan Dennis

Sofa Malone
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Delaware Ohio News Editor-in-Chief. Connect with Sofa via the Delaware Ohio News Facebook Page: http://www.facebook.com/delawareohionews.

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