Memorable Quotes

Memorable Quotes: There Are Sober Kids In India

"There are sober kids in India right now. Think about that before you waste your beer." - Abby V.

Memorable Quotes: Making History

"Look, I'm making fucking history. One drink at a time, my friends. One drink at a time." - Anthony Michaels on his attempt to...

Memorable Quotes: Vests Are Awesome

"Vests are awesome, and so am I. I have no doubt that I will come out on top, and fuck lots of bitches after...

Memorable Quotes: No Heat Lighting

"I wish light bulbs didn't emit heat. They make me hot when I'm thinking underneath them." - Jerry Meeman

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