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Delaware Man Charged With Animal Cruelty After Whoring Out Dying Whale

Delaware native and avid sport fisherman Thomas Frager was arrested and charged with animal cruelty in North Carolina over the weekend after allegedly allowing...

Delaware Firefighter Earns Invitation to Narcan Olympics

A Delaware firefighter earned the right to compete in the 2020 Narcan Olympics after successfully reviving his 500th overdose victim during yesterday’s First Friday...

‘Don’t Molest Me’ Stickers Now Available at the Delaware Police Department

Stickers that read "Don't Molest Me" are now available for free from the Delaware Police Department. Police Chief Pigeon Housekey says the stickers are...

“Drunkest DORA Explorer” Contest Taking Place This Weekend in Downtown Delaware

The City of Delaware is holding its First Annual "Drunkest DORA Explorer" contest this weekend in downtown Delaware. The first-place trophy will be presented...

Mayor Ginther Recommends Using Zoom to Protest from Home

In an address to the city following weeks of protests over the death of George Floyd and racism in America, Columbus, Ohio Mayor Andrew...

Community Angry With Fake News Website For Not Telling The Truth

A fake news website is facing a backlash in Delaware, Ohio after fulfilling its mission to never publish anything remotely accurate. Members of the...

Socially Distanced July 4th Parade Will Be 86 Miles Long, Last 40 Hours

The annual Fourth of July parade in Delaware, Ohio will go on as planned, but with a longer route to accommodate social distancing guidelines....

Health Department: Please Cover Your Dog’s Anus to Prevent Spread of Coronavirus

The Delaware General Health District is recommending that dog owners cover their animals' anuses in public to help prevent the spread of the coronavirus. "While...

Ohio State Announces Wexner Center for Human Trafficking and Sexual Assault

The Ohio State University announced plans to open a new human trafficking and sexual assault center as part of its ongoing commitment to exploitation.    The...

Politician Believes He’d Make A Difference If He Wasn’t Such A Piece Of Shit

After taking moral inventory, a local politician believes he could have a positive impact on his community if only he wasn't such a piece...

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Ignore That Drunk Man With Machete

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Health Dept: Please Don’t Copulate on Mattress Behind Kroger

The Delaware Public Health District has asked residents not...