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Assholes Home for Christmas

Dozens of assholes returned to Delaware this year for the holiday season. Some came from college, others from their out-of-state homes, but all returned to...

Results Are In: Cops Still Pricks

A recent polling of 275 local citizens has confirmed yet again that Delaware Police officers are pricks. The poll found that an overwhelming 99% of...

Man Kicked Out of McDonald’s for Wearing Vest Plans to Sue Restaurant

Delaware resident Ryan Dennis, 21, plans to sue McDonald's after he was refused service because he was not wearing a shirt. He was only...

Deer Splits Skull, Saves Life

A deer struck a car early this morning, splitting an old woman's skull and leaving her dead at the scene. Astonishingly, the old woman was...

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The families of Jeffrey Dahmer's victims are suing Budweiser,...

City Appoints First Black Police Chief

The City of Delaware has appointed Captain Adam Moore...

Delaware Shooting: Drunk Man Targeted Teens Who Laughed at Him

An angry drunk psycho shot at a group of...

The 5 Funniest Heroin Dealers in Delaware, Ohio

So you’re addicted to heroin and have to buy...

Columbus Police Say They Feared for Black Man’s Life Before Fatal Shooting

The Columbus Police Department has acknowledged that officers feared...