Delaware Man Charged With Animal Cruelty After Whoring Out Dying Whale

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Delaware native and avid sport fisherman Thomas Frager was arrested and charged with animal cruelty in North Carolina over the weekend after allegedly allowing fellow fisherman to fuck a whale he had pulled onto his fishing boat.

According to police reports, Frager admitted to charging $60.00 per session with the whale, which included a boat ride several miles offshore, one hour of sexual intercourse with a hole cut in the blubber, and a $10.00 gift certificate to Applebees.

The service was operational for seven days before an unhappy customer informed police.

“An anonymous customer, apparently unhappy with the grotesque nature of the rotting corpse he paid currency to copulate with, provided us with the evidence necessary to obtain a search warrant. We subsequently caught Mr. Frager soliciting customers at the local Marina,“ said Police Chief Reyland Reyland.

Image courtesy of miguelb on Flickr, https://www.flickr.com/photos/mig/

Ricardo Paye
Ricardo Paye
Ricardo Paye is a Senior Correspondent with Delaware Ohio News. Born and raised in the Delaware County Fairgrounds, he's a reporter with a deep knowledge of the streets who isn't afraid to ask tough questions. His fondest childhood memory is getting a hand job from a public utility worker in the basement of Pilsner's 5 & Dime store. He holds a bachelor's degree in Euthanasia from Ohio Wesleyan University.

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