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Jack Hanna Resigns Zoo Post Amid Animal Sex Scandal

Ricardo Paye
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NOTICE: THIS IS A JOKE! This content isn’t real. It is a satirical parody written in 2012 after the Jim Tressel scandal at Ohio State. God bless Jack Hanna and his family. – Ricardo Paye, 6/23/23

Columbus Zoo & Aquarium Director Emeritus Jack Hanna resigned his position and formally severed other contractual ties to the organization on Monday, more than six months after allegations of romantic relationships between humans and animals at the zoo first came to light. In early January, rumors of sexual impropriety at the zoo started reaching the Columbus ASPCA (American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals), which launched a formal investigation shortly thereafter.

Hanna’s involvement began in February, when he was first asked by ASPCA investigators whether he was aware of any inappropriate activities being undertaken by zoo staff. Although Hanna answered no at that time, emails and other documents released by the zoo later revealed that he was indeed aware of the activities and had taken steps to cover them up.

One email, addressed to “J.J.” (Jungle Jack) in November of 2010, read as follows: “Terrelle Briar (zookeeper) let some guys in last night. Gave access to Kiki’s cage (female koala bear). Heard a lot of gasping and grunting. One man mentioned ‘banging hairy Australian ass.’ Concerned they were having sex with her. Should I inform Rick (Zoo Manager)?”

Hanna responded by saying he would look into the matter personally, but never did. Instead, he reached out to Briar’s hometown mentor, Ned Karniak, a man he first met in 2008 when he was recruiting the nation’s top zookeeping prospect to bring his talents to Columbus.

In a text message sent to Karniak, Hanna said, “Terrelle may be caught up in something here in Columbus. May involve animal ass and penis. Please call me ASAP.”

Since March, when evidence of the dishonesty was made public, Hanna has faced an increasing amount of criticism and numerous calls to step down.

Columbus Zoo spokesman Joel Anderson announced the resignation at a press conference, reading a statement Hanna had personally prepared.

“I have dedicated my life to the success of the Columbus Zoo and to the preservation of wildlife everywhere,” the statement said. “In this matter, however, I’ve acted inappropriately. In the best interests of the zoo and the community at large, I feel it’s best to separate from the organization.”

Hanna apologized for letting everyone down, and expressed sorrow for the many animals brutally penetrated and defiled.

“These innocent creatures rely on us for their survival and we must all hold ourselves to certain ethical and moral standards,” the statement read. “Taking advantage of their alluring, well-groomed, sometimes scented, tasty, potentially juicy, often pulsating, always profitable orifices for the purpose of sexual gratification is unacceptable.”

According to information provided by investigators, it is believed that multiple zookeepers currently employed by the zoo have provided access to the animals in return for tattoos and other benefits provided by a local tattoo-shop owner.

“Basically, zookeepers were pimping out animal ass and penis in return for ink, cash, cars, and other perks,” said ASPCA Detective Roy Smith. “The tattoo shop, Horse Tats, and its owner, Rocco Mandolin, have been linked to zoophilia in the past. They’re known for having brutal, barbarous, torturous sex with the strangest beasts they can find, and their involvement in this case is no surprise.”

Zoophilia, also known as zoosexuality or bestiality, is the practice of sexual intercourse between humans and non-human animals.

“We have an exhaustive knowledge of the practice here at the ASPCA as many of our members are reformed zoophiles themselves,” Smith said. “At first, they say it’s great to own or take care of a horse just to have sex with it. However, as the condition matures, practitioners spend a great deal of time searching for and breaking into different menageries and seeking the next big thrill. The whole process can become quite burdensome over the course of several years. Many of them eventually decide it’s better to have boring human on human sex rather than jump through hoops and cages just for a shot at something furry and endangered.”

Thus far, five employees have been named in the investigation, including standout Terrelle Briar and fellow zookeepers Devon Posney, Shroom Farin, Adam Michaels, and Johnathan Taylor Thomas. The zoo’s board of directors has suspended the zookeepers for five months, restricted visitor access to the petting zoo, and discontinued pony rides for patrons while the ASPCA continues its investigation and decides whether to bring criminal charges.

Longtime Columbus Zoo supporter Frank Scott said Jack Hanna shouldn’t have lied, but that his heart was in the right place.

“His first instinct was to protect his zookeepers and the reputation of the Columbus Zoo,” Scott said. “Jack isn’t involved too much in the day to day operations, but he does play a key role in attracting and training top talent. He is responsible for the zoo’s success and the last thing he wants is to see everything go up in flames because of a few abnormal sexual rendezvous.”

Joining the Columbus Zoo, zookeepers are instantly part of one of the most prestigious and well-known zoo programs in existence, a change in circumstances that Scott said catches many youths off guard.

“Being a zookeeper in Columbus, Ohio, you have the world at your feet,” Scott said. “You’re famous, important, powerful, etc., but you’re not seeing the money you expect to come along with those things. In that situation, ethical quandaries are bound to arise. Access to that amount of animal ass…there’s going to be a lot of pressure put on you to bend the rules.”

Those close to the investigation do not believe any Columbus Zoo employees personally engaged in sex with any of the animals. Their role was limited to providing outsiders with safe access.

“Our understanding is that the zookeepers allowed people into the zoo after business hours for the purpose of copulation,” said Detective Smith. “There is evidence that, at times, the zookeepers would secure the larger, more dangerous animals, such as rhinoceroses and bison.”

Securing the animals involved chaining the beasts in positions that left them unable to injure the humans mounting them from behind, backing onto their penises, or sitting on their knees and sucking them off.

“We have no information that indicates zookeepers were directly involved in any sexual act,” Smith added. “They weren’t helping to get the animals aroused, applying lubrication, helping with insertion, anything of that nature.”

Asked if the sexual activity has had a negative impact on the animals, zoo spokesman Anderson said no, that the animals were boring and laid around all day whether they had recently been raped or not.

The ASPCA investigation is expected to wrap up toward the end of August, at which point any fines or penalties will be levied against guilty parties.

Ricardo Paye
Ricardo Paye
Ricardo Paye is a Senior Correspondent with Delaware Ohio News. Born and raised in the Delaware County Fairgrounds, he's a reporter with a deep knowledge of the streets who isn't afraid to ask tough questions. His fondest childhood memory is getting a hand job from a public utility worker in the basement of Pilsner's 5 & Dime store. He holds a bachelor's degree in Euthanasia from Ohio Wesleyan University.

220 COMMENTS

  1. This is the sickest thing I have ever heard. Everyone involved including the zookeepers should be prosecuted. And Jack if you knew it was going on, then I am ashamed of you!!!

    • Sick people, say sick. The Lord of Glory did not call anyone sick. He healed people, being good to them. What is Jesus to do to people who incessantly talk like demons: Say live, now and forever? You have to be out of your mind saying yes. Sick people made money, to then make insurance, calling it progressive. Progressive is regressive. People think they are progressive when they bad mouth people regarding what a person likes sexually. The kind, pleasant Jesus is not heard. The mean spirited devil is heard, making people feel righteous, when they are mean spirited. The Devil made money to make people to be mean spirited to they that don’t have money. People love things that make them to be mean spirited to people. People love cloth that covers us, hating the body that it covers. Call terrorist’s to torment they that dare to show it. People expect Jesus to praise people who are mean to people, who do what you do? All of life engages in sex in one form or the other, including humans who condemn others, for doing an activity that they engage in. You have no excuse when you condemn a person. You do the same things. People condemn people for being nude. All of us are born nude.

      • You can shut up too! ‘third wave feminist retard’… Intimidated by females much?!? Watch out your lack of intelligence is shining through…

        • You sound like a moron…. Do you even know who I was replying to or relating to!?! Feminist retard??? What are you, some Dyke with a hard on!?!

  2. Of all people, why would you fuck with Jack Hanna? Did you get your rocks off by fantasizing this bogus story? You’re fucking pathetic.

    • the church, state and government working in unison made people think that God’s law is: be mean to people, not seen as being your own. The bond of perfectness is not in them The same thing is done to people called pedophilia people. Jesus is not in that. Church, state, government and media, demonized the name. The place that has a lot of subjects to comment on when clinking on the plus sign on the computer. It is run by Muslims. Look at the images regarding their policies. They want people to be courteous, or so it seems treating people as if they were a fly, swatting them, had they the say the loving truth. Words like nude, sex, fornication, Muslim, are all swear words to them. Perverted is a swear word to that web page too too. People pervert the words of the living God. God does not pervert judgment. Fornication, and pervert, have nothing to do with sex. The lie that they are connected to sex, made people, to swat people of spesific names, as if they were a fly. Christs enemies were born of fornication, wanting to swat Jesus, as if he was a fly. Christs enemies were born of fornication. They claimed to not be born of fornication. Christs enemies were lying, not even knowing it. It is extremely hard to teach that on that web page. I had to abbreviate fornication with the letter F. The church, state, government, and media are not of Abrahams seed. All of them are born of fornication, make others to be bitter people who are born of fornication, swatting whoever, thinking they are doing God a service. They are taking God’s name in vain. Swearing is saying an oath that God does not want i8us to say. To agree to their their polices is swearing. They want people to solemnly swear to keep their policies. Swearing is not saying a body function, that came about when sin came, or the word fuck. None of that is saying an oath. Lies made people to be mean to zoosexuals, Pedophilia people, and nude people.

      • All are guilty before God, having a body that dies. That body is not perfect. A person who thinks they are perfect, when they condemn people of a spesific sexuality name, will not have a perfect soul. Both end up perishing on the last day.

  7. I think most people are mad because they aren’t reading the actual article and think Jack Hanna is having sex with animals!

  8. Not sure who would sit and make this story up, your a sick fuck. I’m sure u sit and fantasize about this and wanting to do it yourself. Unbelievable, get a life. I really hope u don’t have animals, mercy on their soul if so.

  9. Oh Melynda, how about you get a life? Just because you were raped by your father and called a cow during the process doesn’t mean stuff like this isn’t funny.

    • Stuff like this is what life does. God’s enemy hates it. God’s enemy enjoys it when he sees god’s image, attacking god’s image over an act that nature engages in. The gold and gem covered Satan says: Look at how dumb your image is, God. Satan is not a humanlike red goat. Satan was called Lucifer. That is who Muhammad saw in a cave.

      • All life is sacred. Created by God for it’s own purpose. Those purposes are a mystery to us and for us, as keepers of them. I agree with most things you are saying. With a huge exception to the normality of sex with animals. That has been condemned in God’s word. You seem to have knowledge about that. I’m not understanding how you believe that’s ok.
        Imagine being married, one partner is into this activity the other barely knows it exists. If both people expressed themselves that could quite possibly destroy a marriage and extensive lives. Destroying God’s most perfect representation here in earth- a man and woman in eternal union.

        • Jesus judges – condemns not the Unseen Father. The mind of the Unseen Father needs to be in our mind. Whoever does not have the Unseen Father in their mind will be burned up. People need to regulate themselves even as Jesus, who regulated himself. We are a species of animal. What happens to them happens to us. satan is a destroyer. That being made eternal stars to die destroying them. God set them in the universe. Genisis 1:17. People had more than one wife and concubines in scripture. God did not condemn them. How can condemn be condemned be anything other than what the verse says? It goes further saying condemn be condemed for doing the same thing. People cannot figure out what that same thing is?

        • Jesus judges – condemns not the Unseen Father. The mind of the Unseen Father needs to be in our mind. Whoever does not have the Unseen Father in their mind will be burned up. People need to regulate themselves even as Jesus, who regulated himself. We are a species of animal. What happens to them happens to us. satan is a destroyer. That being made eternal stars to die destroying them. God set them in the universe. Genisis 1:17. People had more than one wife and concubines in scripture. God did not condemn them. How can condemn be condemned be anything other than what the verse says? It goes further saying condemn be condemned for doing the same thing. People cannot figure out what that same thing is

  11. Is this for real? I cant find any other article’s on this. If it was true, I would think the media would be eating it up and it would be everywhere

    • This is some version of satire. It’s tasteless and unnecessary. This is on the bottom of their Contact page: “Delaware Ohio News is an online news and content source dedicated to Delaware, Ohio. Founded in the year 1808, we strive to be Delaware’s premier news source, second only to the illustrious Delaware Gazette. Although we were the first Delaware, Ohio newspaper, they remain the lords of Delaware news media. That’s why we’re suicidal and on so many drugs.

      With all of that said, everything on this website is made up. Do not rely on anything said here.”

    • I think the same thing. Devils want to eat us up, through people. It starts with unfriendly forward words, and censoring, thinking they are doing a good thing.

    • People are already relying of demonic words, thinking that people who engager in zoophilia are bad. Church, state, government, and media made people to look upon people as if they were a bug. The condemner, a bird, pouncing on a human, as if they were a June bug. Jesus did not teach us to behave in that manner. Church, state, government, and media are consulting with Muslims, who are real witches.

    • People are already relying on demonic words, thinking that people who engage in zoophilia are bad. Church, state, government, and media made people to look upon people as if they were a bug. The condemner, a bird, pouncing on a human, as if they were a June bug. Jesus did not teach us to behave in that manner. Church, state, government, and media are consulting with Muslims, who are real witches. They think Muhammad can hear them. Catholic leaders are just as bad thinking Mary can hear them.

  13. LOL! This is a good one… You had me going initially… But, then when I read Hanna’s statement to the press, I realized it was a joke… Really funny! Love how for the Cripple with Swag is so outrageous no commentary was even required… I AM – however – disappointed that these idiots really thought this was real… Come on people, Johnathan Taylor Thomas didn’t tip you off? Or the fact that the press conference included foul words? Also, how does calling someone the N word even fitting this situation? It amazes how folks hide behind the screens and make racist comments and are scared SHITLESS when the opportunity presents itself on the mean streets… Get a sense of humor or stop reading!

    • Fowl words – swearing – is not swearing. To say an oath that God does not want us to say, is swearing. People are cursing at zoos who engage in what they engage in. It is a three letter word. Jesus is the judge, not the unseen Father.

    • Racist cannot be. We all had one language at one point in time. We are the human race. State, government, church, and schools want people to be a dumb as a beast. One heavenly Father means one race. People who lie are making God’s image to be mean to itself.

  14. The original story was about guys who were paying zookeepers to get in the zoo after hours to have set with the animals. Jack Hanna had no knowledge of what was happening until after the fact.

    • The animals looked forward to the encounters with the humans. People want to be like God, without God’s kind Spirit in them. That is not a good thing to do. That is what Lucifer did, trying to steal God’s throne.

    • Satan worked through church leaders, State, media and government. They defiled the hearts and minds of people. They raped the minds of people, teaching them the doctrines, the commanments of men. That caused the root of bitterness to spring up in people. Church leaders, State, media and government worked with islamic people. They – together – became an evil Pied Piper, playing an evil tune. People became hypnotized by it, harming people at every turn.

  15. o.0 OMG!!!!!! this is so wrong but gotta give it props had me going for a min. my sister cryed bc she thought her hero was a animal rapist.

    • Satan worked through church leaders, State, media and government defiled the hearts and mind of people. That defiling – raped the minds of people causing the root of bitterness to spring up in people. Church leaders, State, media and government worked with islamic people. They – together – became an evil Pied Piper, playing an evil tune. People became hypnotized by it, harming people at every turn.

    • Jesus praises people, comforts and counsels. Satan says rapist. Jesus was God visually seen. Christs legs would have been broken had Jesus be a man like people say. Jesdus had power to lay his life down and power to take it again. A human cannot do that. See what is good in a person. Truth will be spoken

  16. It’s all false if you read the bit at the bottom. Problem is, lots of people are prepared to believe it because it is in America! :0)

  17. You sure it’s false? Nothing at the bottom of the story says so. Also, this isn’t all that surprising. Bestiality is VERY popular.

  18. From the bottom of the page: “Even though we were the first Delaware, Ohio newspaper, they remain the greatest and make fun of us at every turn. That’s why we’re suicidal and on so many drugs. With all of that said, everything on this website is made up. Do not rely on anything said here.”

    • Satan is laughing through, dumb people. Those dumb people are being bad to a name, not even thinking about the person.

  23. Seriously,anyone who believes this is a fucking moron! STOP,THINK,EVOLVE…

    • zoos do what you do. Morons are bad to them. Don’t condemn or be condemed for doing the same things. zoo’s pedo’s and zoophilia people are like Lot in Sodom and Gomorrah. Catholic church does not have a pedophilia problem. They have a lying problem not teaching biblical truth. There is zero truth in Islam. They don’t have a pedophilia problem either. People who think Islam is good, will be in danger of being like God’s enemies, who practiced cannibalism.

    • Catholic Church leaders engage in baby, and child sacrifices in the vatican. They say: look at how pretty I am. How can I be bad? Lucifer, who fell, says the same thing.

      • Don’t you know the term “human race?” Hasn’t anyone taught you anything? Sheep, mindlessly bleating a phrase, that should not even exist.

      • I am glad to her someone standing up for Jack Hanna. The person is relying on misinformation, calling it fact. Have, and have not, are not two different races. Money contributes to the many race lie.

      • I am glad to hear someone standing up for Jack Hanna. The person is relying on misinformation, calling it fact. Have, and have not, are not two different races. Money contributes to the many race lie.

    • Ricardo Paye is looking see how sussessful the church, state, government and media have been, in making bitter, riotous people, like those that surrounded Lots house, wanting one to be a condeming judge. Genisis 19:9, KJV Old Scofield Bible.

    • People have sex with mammals. It is simple, really. We are a mammal. Different species have sex with each other. Satan loves it when God’s image is mean to God’s image.

      • Condemners will be in for a surprise. It will be to late to repent when they are surprised. They will call for rocks to cover them, when God is causing mountains to crumble, with an earthquake of all earthquakes. Boulders will be melting like wax. Others, near water, are wanting to drown in it, even when it is boiling in God’s light.

    • Condemners will be in for a surprise. It will be to late to repent when they are surprised. They will call for rocks to cover them, when God is causing them to crumble, with an earthquake of all earth quakes. Boulders will be melting like wax. Others, near water, are wanting to drown in it, even when it is boiling in God’s light.

    • To get a better visualization: Stars will not give their light. Whatever dies, will die. The mortal sun will die. God’s light will be the only light that will be shining. Valleys will rise. Islands will be moved from where they are. Saved will be rising into the air, entering into the new Jerusalem. That gigantic city has colorful transparent walls, looking like jasper stone. A golden city is behind those walls. Mammoth pearls are the gates to the city. They are cut without human hands. Three on each side of the city. The city is 15 hundred miles square. The foundation glistens with 12 precious gems. God, in his time, will make all things new. Jesus, who is the Father looks like Sardine and Jasper stone, sitting on his throne. There is a rainbow around it looking like Emerald stone. The feet of Jesus look like brass, refined in the fire. His eyes are like a flame of fire. His hair is like wool. His face shins like the sun. A sword of light comes out of his mouth, when it is open. Horns of light come from his hands. That is where he hides his life giving power.

    • To get a better visualization: Stars will not give their light. Whatever dies, will die. The mortal sun will die. God’s light will be the only light that will be shining. Valleys will rise. Islands will be moved from where they are. Saved will be rising into the air, entering into the new Jerusalem. That gigantic city has colorful transparent walls, looking like jasper stone. A golden city is behind those walls. Mammoth pearls are the gates to the city. They are cut without human hands. Three on each side of the city. The city is 15 hundred miles square. The foundation glistens with 12 precious gems. God, in his time, will make all things new. Jesus, who is the Father looks like Sardine and Jasper stone, sitting on his throne. There is a rainbow around it looking like Emerald stone. The feet of Jesus look like brass, refined in the fire. His eyes are like a flame of fire. His hair is like wool. His face shines like the sun. A sword of light comes out of his mouth, when it is open. Horns of light come from his hands. That is where he hides his life giving power

  25. Wow…I dont think that this is right but the comments are entertaining!!!!!! keep em coming!!!!! ROTFLMMFWAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. Did he SERIOUSLY go into gross detail about scented, tasty, juicy pulsating orifices? Sounds like sicko psycho Jack knows first hand. Pardon me while I puke.

    • Humans suck the orifices’ – vagina of a human. Don’t impose your dislikes upon another. You are obviously not a zoo. don’t make your dislike to make a person who is, to not be one. You do what you feel comfortable with, letting others do the same. Free country is a lie.

    • The church, state, media, Muslims, and government taught people to slander others. Behold sodomites who are born of fornication. They are married to Satan’s spirit wanting others to be married to that spirit.

  32. Sick bastards. They should be locked up for 25 years without contact with anyone! If they can harm a animal that has no protection from humans, they can injure children! Jack Hanna should have handled it differently if indeed this is all how it came about. But, he shouldn’t lose his job. He’s done far too much for the Columbus Zoo to have this poor decision impact him like this. The Columbus folks need to vent tbheir anger and frustration at the perpetrators! And, make sure that vets examine the animals to make sure that they weren’t physically harmed. We’re the higher order animal? Yeah, right!

    • Jesus determines who is good to animals, and who is not good to animals. it is up to us to judge as to who is like jesus edifying them, and who is not, counseling them to be in their right mind, talking like Jesus. Devils fight that.

    • All of this would not be, had people be free, letting Jesus judge as to who is safe to have in his kingdom. People who are free will allow others to be free. They are the people who will be saved. People who look for reasons to condemn, will be they that will be condemed. Free people will eliminate fear giving laws, giving people rest.

  35. Life is sad when thoughts will be left to wonder. The funniest part of this joke is that Jack Hanna has too much class then to even suit slander. Great contridiction between humility and degridation.

    • Devils degrade people, through people. Jesus does not degrade people. Jesus lifts people up at every opportunity.

    • Look to see who is like Jesus, and who, is not like Jesus. Teachers in the church did not do that. That is all you need to do. Be compassionate to they that are not like Jesus. The church did not teach people to do that either. They taught people go nuts, when they saw whatever sex, or reproductive parts.

  37. Jack Hanna sucks, thanks to that was munch exotic animals in Ohio are being abused. He was the moron that helped create the indecipherable laws concerning the ownership of exotic animals in Ohio left after the farmer “set his free” before committing “suicide”. I find it disgusting his own zoo is not secure. Yet some idiot was able to pet the cougar through a pathetic fencing. The friendly cats were most likely someone’s pets and starved for affection, since thanks to animal right freaks exotic animals are denied any affection. This asshat is just as responsible as the DOA for the exotic animals being in a concrete prison for the last eight months. He is a animal abuser, and he should resign since he thinks it is okay for animals to be removed from their loving owners, be placed in prison, to be abused. Or support laws in which current exotic animals in a state are not grandfathered in. Fuck Jack Hanna!

    • God’s image should have the right to own exotic animals knowing how to take care of them. One exotic pet I would not want people to have is a human, or pet swallowing python or anaconda. Two kids in a sleep over were killed, when the python or anaconda got lose. It belonged to the owner of the house. Jack Hanna is in error separating people from their pets. I am glad Jack Hanna did not know about Little Tyke, a vegetarian lioness. He would have made life miserable for the lion, and owners of that lion.

  38. look at the date of this artical if it was indead true something would have happened to him by now . it was like 4 1/2 years ago

    • Can you imagine Jesus saying: I just condemed a person in a sex scandal? Jack Hanna needs to be allowed to have a sex life. Jack Hanna at the same time needs to not seperate people from their pets.

    • They that giver fear with human legal action, will fear God on judgment day. God knows who is like him, and who is not like him. That is what Jesus looks for, who is the Father visually seen. Visualize how Jesus is, being like him. It will not be the fault fining Scribes, and Pharisees. Money will be as if it did not exist when The mind of God comes into the minds of people. They will be good to Pepe Le Pew, seeing the problem as an odor, not anything else. Left will be good to Speedy Gonzales, and MR Potato head, allowing him to keep MR, and be good to Miss Piggy, and Lola Bunny. The Left will consider how they are, leaving whoever else alone. They will see their error trying to get rid of Trump. They will prepare their minds for God’s peaceable kingdom.

    • They that give fear, with human legal action, will fear God on judgment day. God knows who is like him, and who is not like him. That is what Jesus looks for, who is the Father visually seen. Visualize how Jesus is, being like him. It will not be the fault fining Scribes, and Pharisees. Money will be as if it did not exist when The mind of God comes into the minds of people. They will be good to Pepe Le Pew, seeing the problem as an odor, not anything else. Left will be good to Speedy Gonzales, and MR Potato head, allowing him to keep MR, and be good to Miss Piggy, and Lola Bunny. The Left will consider how they are, leaving whoever else alone. They will see their error trying to get rid of Trump. They will prepare their minds for God’s peaceable kingdom.

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    • They that give fear, with human legal action, will fear God on judgment day. God knows who is like him, and who is not like him. That is what Jesus looks for, who is the Father visually seen. Visualize how Jesus is, being like him. It will not be the fault finding Scribes, and Pharisees. Money will be as if it did not exist, when The mind of God comes into the minds of people. They will be good to Pepe Le Pew, seeing the problem as an odor, not anything else. Left will be good to Speedy Gonzales, and MR Potato head, allowing him to keep MR, and be good to Miss Piggy, and Lola Bunny. The Left will consider how they are, leaving whoever else alone. They will see their error trying to get rid of Trump. They will prepare their minds for God’s peaceable kingdom

  41. This is just insane, If i worked for the Columbus Zoo i would sew this website and the author of this article for false accusations and slander at minimum. You’re seriously disturbed to have taken this much time out just to write such a horrendous lie.

  43. Why do you Post FAKE NEWS Really get a Life your sick. Funny on bottom it states This site uses Akismet to reduce spam And your News is Fake News basically spam JUNK

  45. There is no excuse for posting this story if it’s not true – you dishonor every respectable journalist in your profession.
    I am interested in your justification for posting such vile content. You sir, have gained yourself a formidable enemy.

    • There will be no excuse for people who condemn people, for doing what they do. Romans 2:1
      “Therefore thou art inexcusable, O man, whosoever thou art that judgest: for wherein thou judgest another, thou condemnest thyself; for thou that judgest doest the same things.”

      King James Version (KJV)

    • I want people to give you peace regarding your sex life. I am sure others will want that same. Let people have the pets they have. There is only one I don’t want people to have. Read my comment. Those snakes see you as food, and only food.

    • I want people to give you peace regarding your sex life. I am sure others will want that same thing. Let people have the pets they have. There is only one I don’t want people to have. Read my comment. Those snakes see you as food, and only food.

  48. Yes I realize this is fake unfortunately in my opinion but the one response about the farmer in Ohio struck a nerve because that man was my best friend and no he did not let the animals out or kill himself. In my opinion this was all to pass a law removing peoples animals and letting the State of Ohio make money off of it. My friend was used as a test subject to scare the hell out of people and it worked very effectively is my thought on all of it. But for the people involved you will get Karma someday to someone much higher than me for what you did to Terry Thompson and needlessly because his heart was very bad and he would be dead by natural causes by now and I could have had more time with him and his amazing life and family.

  50. The fact that it isnt made CLEAR that this is fake unless you scroll to the very bottom of the page is irresponsible. It even took me 4 or 5 paragraphs before I was 100% sure I needed to call bullshit, and I’m pretty good at looking for information online. It then took me 5 minutes to find a place on the page admitting it was fake. A lot of people are spreading this across Facebook thinking this is real. This article could really hurt a good organization that does great things for wildlife.

  51. The writer of this article, while this an interesting well written piece, is an asshat. I hope they suffer acute & permanent unemployment. Don’t fuck with the Hanna!

    • People who fuck with people, because of a sexuality name, will fuck with God. It will be fire unlike any fire anyone has ever known. Evil souls perish in it.

  52. Ya’ll need to learn to read…

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    THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS RIGHT HERE, >>>>>>>>>>>
    With all of that said, everything on this website is made up. Do not rely on anything said here.
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    • The blasphimious Pope made people to behave like devils toward people of spesific names. Jesus is the Father, not the Pope, or any of the Priests. Jesus did not teach us to do that. The people that run that web page need to be corrected, bringing me back. I will check periodically to see if that has happened. They need to cool it. God wants his image to be good to itself. God has everything under control. He knows who does good, and who does evil.

    • people who are mean to zoophilia and pedophilia people need to repent. Jesus is the judge, not us. They that try to take the place of Jesus, will not like it when Jesus judges them. Jesus judges, not the unseen Father. Wicked will look like a lake of fire in God’s light. People seem to be determined to be a part of that lake of fire. God takes no pleas sure in the death of the wicked. The web page I speak of,needs to know the truth.

  54. Our law firm is investigating the potential for criminal prosecution for this slanderous material, and charges will be pursued. Thank you for bringing this to our attention.

    • That law is not the law that Jesus kept, obeying the unseen Father perfectly. Jesus would have sinned had he done what the legal system teaches people to do. We are mammals, not sexless dolls.

  55. You can tell it’s fake bc of a lot of the wording.
    It’s absolutely and down right disgusting!
    Why would someone want to throw Jack Hanna’s name in there?
    I sure hope, whoever released this bogus story is sued for slander!

    • The church made God’s image to attack God’s image about anything. It is as bad as Muslims hating people who are not Muslims, and hating non Muslim land.

  56. The author is one sad reason for thinking he’s got any humanity about himself And so to are the ones that stick up for him. I’d love to meet him in person, but coward hide from what’s right and the truth, oh, and real men! Pussy-tard!

  57. For those of you thinking this might have a shred of truth behind it…. This is some version of SATIRE. It’s tasteless and unnecessary. This is on the bottom of their Contact page: “Delaware Ohio News is an online news and content source dedicated to Delaware, Ohio. Founded in the year 1808, we strive to be Delaware’s premier news source, second only to the illustrious Delaware Gazette. Although we were the first Delaware, Ohio newspaper, they remain the lords of Delaware news media. That’s why we’re suicidal and on so many drugs.

    With all of that said, everything on this website is made up. Do not rely on anything said here.”

  58. People are mean to people. Devils convince people to torment people, thinking they are being like God. The church making final reward to be life – life, lying a blue streak are making people to find every excuse to terrorize, and mentally torment others. Devils are at work through people. People are fooling themselves thinking they are like God when they do that. Jesus wants us to love others, giving them peace. Jesus wants us to have pleasant speech. What is given is not love. Neither is it peace. Pleasant speech is not heard. I know what Muslims do to animals in what they call halal. It is horrible. It is what happened to gays in France. They were disembowel. They were dragged all over the floor, making the floor to look like rosy paint.

  59. People are mean to people. Devils convince people to torment people, thinking they are being like God. The church making final reward to be life – life, lying a blue streak are making people to find every excuse to terrorize, and mentally torment others. Devils are at work through people. People are fooling themselves thinking they are like God when they do that. Jesus wants us to love others, giving them peace. Jesus wants us to have pleasant speech. What is given is not love. Neither is it peace. Pleasant speech is not heard. I know what Muslims do to animals in what they call halal. It is horrible. It is what happened to gays in France. They were disemboweled. They were dragged all over the floor, making the floor to look like rosy paint. They took great pleasure in that. People take great pleasure in tormenting zoophilia people, and nude people, and people who make nude art of young people, real, and imagined. People yell pedophile, sounding like a devil. Jesus will not do that.

  60. People are mean to people. Devils convince people to torment people, thinking they are being like God. The church making final reward to be life – life, lying a blue streak are making people to find every excuse to terrorize, and mentally torment others. Devils are at work through people. People are fooling themselves thinking they are like God when they do that. Jesus wants us to love others, giving them peace. Jesus wants us to have pleasant speech. What is given is not love. Neither is it peace. Pleasant speech is not heard. I know what Muslims do to animals in what they call halal. It is horrible. It is what happened to gays in France. They were disembowel. They were dragged all over the floor, making the floor to look like rosy paint. Defiled? You want to talk about the word defiled? Matthew 15:11. Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man: but that which commeth out of the mouth, this defileth a man. Hebrews 12:15 15Looking diligently lest any man fail of the grace of God; lest any root of bitterness springing up trouble you, and thereby many be defiled. Words come out of the mouth. Bitter words are spoken to zoophilia people, and people who chose to disrobe outside. Leviticus 22:8 |
    That which dieth of itself, or is torn with beasts, he shall not eat to defile himself therewith: I am the LORD. Matthew 15:18 | But those things which proceed out of the mouth come forth from the heart; and they defile the man. James 1:26
    “If any man among you seem to be religious, and bridleth not his tongue, but deceiveth his own heart, this man’s religion is vain.” King James Version (KJV). People who have religon that is vain, are against zoophilia people, and others. The church wants people to have the wrong interpretation of words. That made people to have religon that is vain. Use non petroleum lubes had you have penetrative sex.

  61. Satan says fear me through people. God says don’t be afraid. That is the bottom line. Talk like God. Jesus is the judge. Fear him.

  62. “Why People Have Sex With Animals?” You don’t need a lot of words to say why? We are sexual. We are a mammal – animal ourselves. They and us have the same cell name. They connect with us. We connect to them. We connect with each other. Look down from above with your mind. It is what life does. Life looks like little dots from your vantage point. Let the dots do, what those dots, want to do.

  63. “Why People Have Sex With Animals?” You don’t need a lot of words to say why? We are sexual. We are a mammal – animal ourselves. They and us have the same cell name. They connect with us. We connect to them. We connect with each other. Look down from above with your mind. Life looks like little dots, moving all over the place, from your vantage point. Let the dots do, what those dots want to do. It is what life does. People will be free when that happens. laws that exist will be no more. People will say: you can relax. We will not bother you. We will not make you to be afraid, even when you disrobe, and or suck that mammals penis, or chose to put your member in whatever species, or chose to let another species put their member into you. Fear not. The whole idea is free choice, of which people don’t have. Consider the life of whatever species, in order to be rigthtious.

  64. “Why People Have Sex With Animals?” You don’t need a lot of words to say why? We are sexual. We are a mammal – animal ourselves. They and us have the same cell name. They connect with us. We connect to them. We connect with each other. Look down from above with your mind. Life looks like little dots, moving all over the place, from your vantage point. Let the dots do, what those dots want to do. It is what life does. People will be free when that happens. laws that exist will be no more. People will say: you can relax. We will not bother you. We will not make you to be afraid, even when you disrobe, and or suck that mammals penis, or chose to put your member in whatever species, or chose to let another species put their member into you. Fear not. The whole idea is free choice, of which people don’t have. Consider the life of whatever species, in order to be righteous.

  65. Jesus did not fulfill legal, and illegal when he was on the earth. Legal and illegal comes from the mind of God’s enemy. God’s enemy will not set anyone free.

  66. People seem to think that Jesus is going to say: Thank you for doing my good pleasure, making Emeritus Jack Hanna’s life to be miserable. Enter into the joy of the Lord. That is not Christs good pleasure, morons.

  67. This is the only place can I find right now to make this comment. Leftist monster’s want control, like the church, who wants control. Boycott Nordstrom’s. They want to sell Islamic clothing, working with Muslims to create confuson as to who is a Muslim, and who is not a Muslim. Muslims want to decapitate you. I am not lying. Muslims have practiced how to torture life for over 1400 years. Racium cannot exist. We are the human race. Muslims want to use money against us. All money needs to be done away with. Not eating had you not work was that way because of this. people needed to hunt or plant or gather in order to eat. That is not how it is now. People who are good to people now, will be in God’s kingdom. People who are bad to zoophilia people will not be there. Islamic people have no intention of being good to us,. No sleep with a megaphone blaring every 4.8 hours. That is not prayer. Jesus prayed to the Father without ceasing, communicating to the Unseen Father in his mind. Money gives the illution of another race. Color, too. To say black people are the only people of color, with no one else being of color, makes the other colors to be transparent. Leftist’s are not thinking.

  68. Boycott https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/texas-democrats-see-walkout-as-the-way-out-of-party-slump/ar-AAMiQS3?ocid=msedgntp. Don’t use any of their sites. There are many topics. They are affected by the hate filled Catholics who are not pedophilia people. Muslims are not pedophilia people. Both kill children. Muslims call them Mayrters. Both make people to be bad to Jack Hanna, being militaristically minded toward people. Jesus does not want us to be militaristic toward people. Humble the people who run that web page, and others connected to it. We need to love one another, not hate a spesific name enough to kill one another. People who are sympathetic to Muslims risk being drawn into cannibalisms. Devils want to eat us through people. People cannibalize pedophilia and zoophilia people with their words. Same with nude people too. Hilary being friends with Muslims is infected with a cannibalizing demon. Spirit cooking is cannibalism. Truth cannot be told when truth tellers are blocked. The people on the web page need to see that. people get on it the moment they click on the + sign next to the web pages, be they on to or below on your computer. God is not lightning to strike people down. The church teaching falsehood made people to be mean to people. The soul that sins it shall die. People on that web page sinned against me. Eternal torment makes people think they are like God, when they torment another person. Jesus did not torment anyone. Don’t torment furries had they make furry suits to look male and female or even both combined. We sex little ones when they are born. Why make it bad when a furry suit emulates life?

  69. Boycott https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/texas-democrats-see-walkout-as-the-way-out-of-party-slump/ar-AAMiQS3?ocid=msedgntp. Don’t use any of their sites. There are many topics. They are affected by the hate filled Catholics who are not pedophilia people. Muslims are not pedophilia people. Both kill children. Muslims call them Mayrters. Both make people to be bad to Jack Hanna, being militaristically minded toward people. Jesus does not want us to be militaristic toward people. Humble the people who run that web page, and others connected to it. We need to love one another, not hate a spesific name enough to kill one another. People who are sympathetic to Muslims risk being drawn into cannibalism. Devils want to eat us through people. People cannibalize pedophilia, and zoophilia people with their words. Same with nude people too. Hillary, being friends with Muslims, is infected with a cannibalizing demon. Spirit cooking is cannibalism. Truth cannot be told when truth tellers are blocked. The people on the web page need to see that. people get on it the moment they click on the + sign next to the web pages, be they on to or below on your computer. God is not lightning to strike people down. The church teaching falsehood made people to be mean to people. The soul that sins it shall die. People on that web page sinned against me. Eternal torment makes people think they are like God, when they torment another person. Jesus did not torment anyone. Don’t torment furries had they make furry suits to look male and female or even both combined. We sex little ones when they are born. Why make it bad when a furry suit emulates life?

  70. Boycott https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/texas-democrats-see-walkout-as-the-way-out-of-party-slump/ar-AAMiQS3?ocid=msedgntp. Don’t use any of their sites. There are many topics. They are affected by the hate filled Catholics who are not pedophilia people. Muslims are not pedophilia people. Both kill children. Muslims call them Mayrters. Both make people to be bad to Jack Hanna, being militaristically minded toward people. Jesus does not want us to be militaristic toward people. Humble the people who run that web page, and others connected to it. We need to love one another, not hate a spesific name enough to kill one another. People who are sympathetic to Muslims risk being drawn into cannibalism. Devils want to eat us through people. People cannibalize pedophilia, and zoophilia people with their words. Same with nude people too. Hillary, being friends with Muslims, is infected with a cannibalizing demon. Spirit cooking is cannibalism. Truth cannot be told when truth tellers are blocked. The people on the web page need to see that. people get on it the moment they click on the + sign next to the web pages, be they on top, or below, on your computer. God is not lightning to strike people down. The church teaching falsehood made people to be mean to people. The soul that sins it shall die. People on that web page sinned against me. Eternal torment makes people think they are like God, when they torment another person. Jesus did not torment anyone. Don’t torment furries had they make furry suits to look male and female or even both combined. We sex little ones when they are born. Why make it bad when a furry suit emulates life?

  72. Mean while: Biden is merrily destroying this nation. Dem’s stole the Whitehouse. Democrats are using the prove it mentality of Satan. Dem’s are dumb, thinking Satan is good. Dem’s continue to block truth tellers. That proves that free is a lie, in more ways than one. Arabs, will admit that Abraham saw Jesus, named Melchizedek, had they truly be Christens. Melchizedekians will be their new name. I doubt that,. that will happen “Ben & Jerry’s decision to pull out of West Bank prompts rancor in Israel.” Palestine is a fake state. Jews owned – lived on all of that land, before Muslim was a name. Muslims need to change their name saying Abraham saw Jesus, who is the King of Peace and priest above all priests, get out, or face the same end as all of the enemies of Israel. Satan would have stolen the throne that Jesus sits on had Jesus sinned. The Father Spirit would have been in Satan’s prison, rather than preaching to the lost in Satan’s prison 1 Peter 3:19 – 20, KJV. “Bruce Yarwood replied to your comment. This is regarding https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/russias-mysterious-campaign-against-jehovahs-witnesses/ar-AAMi52a?ocid=msedgntp#comments&commentId=9084076f-7013-4756-bf6b-3c9b85b1fc1c” Religon is not a building, with a spesific name on the building. jamies 1:126 – 27 is not a spesific name, on a spesific building. Censoring left makes me do this.

  73. edited: Mean while: Biden is merrily destroying this nation. Dem’s stole the Whitehouse. Democrats are using the prove it mentality of Satan. Dem’s are dumb, thinking Satan is good. Dem’s continue to block truth tellers. That proves that free is a lie, in more ways than one. Arabs, will admit that Abraham saw Jesus, named Melchizedek, had they truly be Christens. Melchizedekians will be their new name. I doubt that,. that will happen “Ben & Jerry’s decision to pull out of West Bank prompts rancor in Israel.” Palestine is a fake state. Jews owned – lived on all of that land, before Muslim was a name. Muslims need to change their name saying Abraham saw Jesus, who is the King of Peace and priest above all priests, get out, or face the same end as all of the enemies of Israel. Satan would have stolen the throne that Jesus sits on had Jesus sinned. The Father Spirit would have been in Satan’s prison, rather than preaching to the lost in Satan’s prison 1 Peter 3:19 – 20, KJV. “Bruce Yarwood replied to your comment. This is regarding https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/russias-mysterious-campaign-against-jehovahs-witnesses/ar-AAMi52a?ocid=msedgntp#comments&commentId=9084076f-7013-4756-bf6b-3c9b85b1fc1c” Religon is not a building, with a spesific name on the building. Jamie’s 1:26 – 27, KJV, is not a spesific name, on a spesific building. Ungodly, censoring left people, are making me do this.

  74. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/texas-democrats-can-t-do-anything-right/ar-AAMkxtH?ocid=msedgntp. Dem’s unwittily exposed the vice president Covid19. Good. Maybe we can get rid of one thief. There will be no one to replace Biden, who is a thieving bungler. Satan says majority. There is no individual freedom, with majority. You cannot do that, with us not wanting to do that. That made people to be mean to zoosexuals, pedophilia people, and clothing optonal people. The refugee’s are Muslim, military soldiers in disguise.

  80. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/the-texas-senate-voted-to-end-a-requirement-for-schools-to-teach-that-white-supremacy-is-bad/ar-AAMjXsH?ocid=msedgntp. Teach this: we are one race. The human race. We have one Father God who is Jesus, who is one with the unseen Father God, who raised Jesus up from the dead. Jesus is in the form of the ever present Holy Spirit, guiding people into all truth. The Father wants the world to do what Jesus did, not charging a price, for anything. Jesus counsels us to not try to gain the whole world. They that try to do that, will perish with the world.

  81. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/it-s-time-to-de-emphasize-religion-in-us-foreign-policy/ar-AAMkmy6?ocid=msedgntp#comments. Deemphasize caring for people not bridling our tongue? James 1:26-27: 26 If any man among you seem to be religious, and bridleth not his tongue, but deceiveth his own heart, this man’s religion is vain.

    27 Pure religion and undefiled before God and the Father is this, To visit the fatherless and widows in their affliction, and to keep himself unspotted from the world. King James Version
    Muslims want this so called de -emphasizing, to make it possible to infiltrate the USA, to do here, what Muslims did to the nations that were around them, 600 years after Christ. They were like a bomb to them.

  82. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/surrender-to-antisemetism-israeli-officials-condemn-ben-jerry-s-stopping-sales-in-west-bank/ar-AAMkQsD?ocid=msedgntp. Bad ben and Jerrie’s. Muslims are not poor victims. They play that to the hilt so they can make non – Muslims be a victim, forreal. A name can make a person to be better than another person. Muslims have been fooled for over 1400 years. I know Muslims. Zuckerburg hates the truth, blocking me from Facebook.

  83. Edited https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/surrender-to-antisemetism-israeli-officials-condemn-ben-jerry-s-stopping-sales-in-west-bank/ar-AAMkQsD?ocid=msedgntp. Bad ben and Jerrie’s. Muslims are not poor victims. They play that to the hilt so they can make non – Muslims be a victim, forreal. A name cannot make a person to be better than another person. Muslims have been fooled for over 1400 years. I know Muslims. Zuckerburg hates the truth, blocking me from Facebook

  84. People, helping people, and real free cannot exist, when money exists. Money will tug on them saying: don’t lose to much of me. I will make other humans to punish you, had you not be able to pay your bills.

  85. People, helping people, and real free cannot exist, when money exists. Money will tug on them saying: don’t lose to much of me. I will make humans to punish you, had you not be able to pay your bills.

  87. Proud Boys leader pleads guilty to weapons charge, destroying Black Lives Matter flag. Don’t be against the man going after the BLM flag. BLM has a violent mentality thinking they can do anything, being called good. That is bad. Christs moneyless way, chronically egnored, is causing all of this.

  88. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/iran-s-ayatollah-khamenei-turns-fire-on-evil-u-s-as-drought-protests-erupt/ar-AAMjDh5?ocid=msedgntp. Muslims obey a being who cannot use the name Father God. Nothing on earth is Holy. Greed? Really? Muslims tried to steal all of the land around them when they came to be 600 years after Christ. I know islam. It is not of God. They therefore obey a blaspheming being. The Pope is bowing down to the same being, welcoming Muslims here.

  89. Paralympian Olivia Breen left ‘speechless’ after official said sprint shorts were ‘too short’. Naked is not bad. Naked is very good. The church, said to obey God, is calling naked, very bad. That is calling God, very bad. God made naked.

  91. China threatens to nuke Japan over Taiwan in video played on CCP-sanctioned channel. All of us are people China. You want people to be good to you. Be good to others. Do unto others, what you would want others, to do unto you. That is balanced thinking.

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    Artie WhiteFox Who are you talking to? How does this apply to the conversation about the Judges decision. To Muslims Jesus was just a lesser prophet anyway so again what is your point.” Muslims say vain repetitions like Christs enemies. They are saying Jesus is a great prophet to impress the minds of people. The being in the Muslims book mentions major prophets of God by name, not saying Jesus, using an alternate word. The same thing with Melchizedek. Melchizedek was Jesus. That is why. Muslims lie saying they respect Jesus. I see liars. Democrats stole the election. They are lying, even as Muslims who say Islam is about peace. That is a flat out lie.

  94. Satan says: prove it. Democrats are saying: prove it. Jesus is not talking through the Democrats. It is obvious. Matthew 4:3 3The tempter came to him and said, “If you are the Son of God, tell these stones to become bread.” That is Satan saying, prove it.

  95. Edited: Satan says: prove it. Democrats are saying: prove it. Jesus is not talking through the Democrats. It is obvious. Matthew 4:3 And when the tempter came to him, he said, If thou be the Son of God, command that these stones be made bread. That is Satan saying, prove it.

  97. YouTube .”Animated Short Film: “Canine Coppers” (2017)” Police are the same as the people who arrested jesus. We need to work out our own salvation. They that do that will not see God as a consuming fire. Both are doing what they can to earn money. Ask and receive, seek and find are against the law. They that lose their life for my sake, shall keep it. They that save their life shall lose it. Everything is the opposite to the way you think.

  98. Microsoft news is one of many web pages who are lying regarding free speech, with their so called guidelines. God needs to guide us from within. Woe unto they who don’t do that. People who cast a shadow cannot do what God does. Web pages need to let people talk freely. Swearing is saying an oath that God does not want us to say. GoComics
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  99. “Anti-critical race theory parent blasts Biden administration for promoting Abolitionist Teaching Network.” The root problem is people unable to ask, and then receive. Money is the problem. people say Abourt, Abourt! Cash is in short supply!

  100. https://zonegfx.com/anthro-penis-sheathe/ Sheaths testicles are very good for all ages to see. God did not make age limits. A bats genital’s are shaped differently than other genitalia. Visualize a narrow tube, with one end on a flat surface. There are two circular testicles on either side of the tube, at the bottom of the tube. I saw a furries rendition of a bat, will a big penis hanging down. He would have a hard time flying. That big penis would would act like flaps down, on a plane.

  101. https://zonegfx.com/anthro-penis-sheathe/ Sheaths testicles, penises, vaginas, boobs and tits are very good for all ages to see. God did not make age limits. A bats genital’s are shaped differently than other genitalia. Visualize a narrow tube, with one end on a flat surface. There are two small circular testicles on either side of the tube, at the bottom of the tube. I saw a furries rendition of a bat, will a big penis hanging down. He would have a hard time flying. That big penis would would act like flaps down, on a plane.

  103. This was written for lawyers to read. I could not send the message. God does not think crime. Satan thinks crime. This is not a case. They that think case will face Satan to be cast into his prison. 1 Peter 3:19 – 20, KJV. Satan is dressed in gold and gems visually seen, able to shine brightly. I am like Moses and Elijah calling on people to repent of being like Christs enemies, who had a policeman arrested Jesus, called the servant of the High Priest. God’s law is not legal and illegal. I challenge you to find that, Biblically. Christs enemies were chastised for teaching the doctrines the commandments of men. They were like the state as it is now, making policeman to arrest Jesus. A free nation will allow for individual choice. Majority rules destroys individual choice. The individual saves themselves, with how they are. They that ignore that, will lose everything. Heaven would be like it is here, had God’s law be legal, and illegal. Each individual needs to answer to Jesus. Jesus judges, not the Unseen Father. People need to fear judgment, not man. Fear givers will reap what they sow. The church is a den of theives making others to be like them, called businesses. God gave whatever to us without a price. Money keeps people from obeying Christs teaching. They that don’t have money are sacrificed. Babies are killed – abortion. An image of the owl Moloch is on the one dollar bill. The world needs to change. Faith will be seen. Money makes people to say no to God’s mind, in a human mind.

  104. This was written for lawyers to read. I could not send the message. God does not think crime. Satan thinks crime. This is not a case. They that think case will face Satan to be cast into his prison. 1 Peter 3:19 – 20, KJV. Satan is dressed in gold and gems visually seen, able to shine brightly. I am like Moses and Elijah calling on people to repent of being like Christs enemies They hired a policeman to arrest Jesus, called the servant of the High Priest. God’s law is not legal and illegal. I challenge you to find that, Biblically. Christs enemies were chastised for teaching the doctrines the commandments of men. They were like the state as it is now, making policeman to arrest Jesus. A free nation will allow for individual choice. Majority rules destroys individual choice. The individual saves themselves, with how they are. They that ignore that, will lose everything. Heaven would be like it is here, had God’s law be legal, and illegal. Each individual needs to answer to Jesus. Jesus judges, not the Unseen Father. People need to fear judgment, not man. Fear givers will reap what they sow. The church is a den of theives making others to be like them, called businesses. God gave whatever to us without a price. Money keeps people from obeying Christs teaching. They that don’t have money are sacrificed. Babies are killed – abortion. An image of the owl Moloch is on the one dollar bill. The world needs to change. Faith will be seen. Money makes people to say no to God’s mind, in a human mind.

  105. Furries of the furry fandom: We need to love others, even as you want to be loved. They that do that will have charity. They that do that will have eternal life in them. People who get offended will not have great peace in them. Psalms 119:165 “Great peace have they which love thy law: and nothing shall offend them.” People cannot give what they don’t have. Give people who are accused of pedophilia, peace. They are not giving people the absence of peace; not even thinking about not giving the absence of peace. Islamic people, who furries are giving a hard no to, are not pedophilia people. Islamic people have one goal. Populate the world with people who go by one name, and that is all. That is why they marry girls as young as possible looking like an assembly line. Pedophilia people are not doing that. Don’t allow the root of bitterness spring up in you, defiling you. Don’t be a terrorist toward people. Telephone does not terrorize anyone. Christ is in the mind of Telephone. Pure undefiled religon is in Telephone. Jamies 1:26 – 27 KJV. Christ is not what he looks like. Christ is his character through us.

  106. Love is good. A person one must use discernment between Who is real with love, and who is faking it. Had you ask a question, like: Are you an Israelite, getting the answer No: I am a Muslim. You will have a calculating liar in front of you, who loves with dissimulation. Say this to the person: Maybe you can change the way they think, or scare them away with the truth. A human cannot say into thine hands I commend my Spirit, and then die. People – just – die. They have no control of when they die. Christ’s legs would have been broken had Jesus not have that control. The Adversary would have taken the throne Jesus sits on had Jesus sinned. The Unseen Father that seperated from the mind of Jesus would have been put into Satan’s prison, had Jesus not obeyed the Unseen Father. Jesus would have remand under the earth, or, in hell. Hell is not a place of eternal torment.

  107. Love is good. A person must use discernment between Who is real with love, and who is faking it. Had you ask a question, like: Are you an Israelite, getting the answer No: I am a Muslim. You will have a calculating liar in front of you, who loves with dissimulation. Say this to the person: Maybe you can change the way they think, or scare them away with the truth. A human cannot say into thine hands I commend my Spirit, and then die. People – just – die. They have no control of when they die. Christ’s legs would have been broken had Jesus not have that control. The Adversary would have taken the throne Jesus sits on had Jesus sinned. The Unseen Father that seperated from the mind of Jesus would have been put into Satan’s prison, had Jesus not obeyed the Unseen Father. Jesus would have remand under the earth, or, in hell. Hell is not a place of eternal torment.

  108. The gold and gem covered Satan says scandal through a person. The church wants scandals, lying about what Satan looks like, visually seen, and whatever else in sculpture, turning God’s word into a lie. The Bible ends up being used in the same way a legal library is used. Devils – fallen angels try in vain to save themselves saying scandal though god’s image. King James Version, Matthew 11:28-29: 28 Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. 29 Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart: and ye shall find rest unto your souls.” Pedophilia and zoophilia give people rest. People are not giving them rest. Furries and all give growly rest even as he has given others rest. The nude form, be it young or old is still god’s image. We are God’s children. Be pure undefiled religon toward others. Jamies 1:26 – 27. ames 1:26-27:
    26 If any man among you seem to be religious, and bridleth not his tongue, but deceiveth his own heart, this man’s religion is vain.
    27 Pure religion and undefiled before God and the Father is this, To visit the fatherless and widows in their affliction, and to keep himself unspotted from the world. Stop vexing growly with your words. Bridal your tongue. The church wants the world to be like the religious defiled Sodomite’s described in Isaiah 1. They were vexing Lot with what they said and did. There was no wisdom in their words. Proverbs 10:31 The mouth of the just bringeth forth wisdom: but the froward tongue shall be cut out.” Mouths’ that don’t say anywise words will vex others. 2 Peter 2:7-8: 7And delivered just Lot, vexed with the filthy conversation of the wicked: 8(For that righteous man dwelling among them, in seeing and hearing, vexed his righteous soul from day to day with their unlawful deeds;) Say pleasant words to Growly. The world made people to vex pedophilia, and zoophilia people, people who are nude showing what God made, and vex people who don’t have money. The world needs to go moneyless. I don’t mean digital. I mean no money whatsoever. That does not mean going back to the days without lights, refrigeration, and freezers. God’s Spirit will be good to itself.

  109. Edited: The gold and gem covered Satan says scandal through a person. The church wants scandals, lying about what Satan looks like, visually seen, and whatever else in sculpture, turning God’s word into a lie. The Bible ends up being used in the same way a legal library is used. Devils – fallen angels try in vain to save themselves saying scandal though god’s image. King James Version, Matthew 11:28-29: 28 Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. 29 Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart: and ye shall find rest unto your souls.” Pedophilia and zoophilia give people rest. People are not giving them rest. Furries, and all, give the furry Growly rest even as he has given rest to others, not vexing anyone with his words. The nude form, be it young, or old is still god’s image, that is very good. We are God’s children. Pure undefiled religon needs to be in us, given to people. That is a good, heavenly, gift. Jamies 1:26 – 27. James 1:26-27:
    26 If any man among you seem to be religious, and bridleth not his tongue, but deceiveth his own heart, this man’s religion is vain.
    27 Pure religion and undefiled before God and the Father is this, To visit the fatherless and widows in their affliction, and to keep himself unspotted from the world. Stop vexing growly with your words. Bridal your tongue. The church wants the world to be like the religious defiled Sodomite’s described in Isaiah 1. They were vexing Lot with what they said and did. There was no wisdom in their words. Proverbs 10:31 The mouth of the just bringeth forth wisdom: but the froward tongue shall be cut out.” Mouths’ that don’t say anywise words will vex others. 2 Peter 2:7-8: 7And delivered just Lot, vexed with the filthy conversation of the wicked: 8(For that righteous man dwelling among them, in seeing and hearing, vexed his righteous soul from day to day with their unlawful deeds;) Say pleasant words to Growly. The world made people to vex pedophilia, and zoophilia people, people who are nude showing what God made, and vex people who don’t have money. The world needs to go moneyless. I don’t mean digital. I mean no money whatsoever. That does not mean going back to the days without lights, refrigeration, and freezers. God’s Spirit will be good to itself.

  110. Bowing is not prayer. Islamic people are doing their best to fool us. Majority rules negates individual freedom. Jesus was the best minority that could ever be, being treated badly. Let people be themselves. Fallen beings fear that. Introduce Christs teachings, all at one time. Peoples burdens will be lifted.

  112. People who go over a moral cliff are they that condemn zoophilia people. Condemn cannot save you. Condemn is a gigantic anchor. Jesus, who is light, is he that saves.

  113. The media is designed to make spesific people to look bad. Defenders of them are blocked, unable to comment directly to the web page. Media people are evil. They learn to be that way from the church. They taught the doctrines the commandments of men.

  114. Majority rules is evil. It is designed to take individual freedom away. Their law is fear me. I will not be good to you, when you want to be your natural self. You will be seen as being bad, when you are handcuffed, not me.

  115. Don’t people know what Devils sound like when they talk through a human? Devils are not friendly.
    Canaanites are against zoo’s, pedophilia people, and nude people, wanting a human sacrafice. Proverbs 25:11“A word fitly spoken is like apples of gold in pictures of silver.” Words that are spoken to zoos and pedo’s are like oxidized green copper, in a picture of black tarnished silver.
    Censoring makes freedom of speech, to be a lie. Nothing is free, when the lying, unfriendly, forward speaking, freedom robing Satan, is being obeyed. Proverbs 16:24-26: 24 Pleasant words are as an honeycomb, sweet to the soul, and health to the bones. Say pleasant words to pedophilia, and zoophilia people. Don’t make an excuse to do otherwise. They that condemn will be condemed by God’s light. It will be a tempestuious fire to condemners, making them to be ashes under the feet of the saved. Islamic people fake everything. Catholic leaders are using pedophilia as a cover. It is what idolitrious nations did. It was what the person was preparing for, picking up sticks on the Israelite’s Sabbath day. A human sacrafice. People who are against the zoosexual, are like that man picking up sticks. Norwegians are free. They can interact with other mammals in Norway. Norwegians are given sweet peace. Sodom’s sin is the same as the condemning Legal system. Genisis 19:9, Genesis 19:9“And they said, Stand back. And they said again, This one fellow came in to sojourn, and he will needs be a judge: now will we deal worse with thee, than with them. And they pressed sore upon the man, even Lot, and came near to break the door.” People want to break down the door of door of zoo’s, and pedo’s. Sodomite’s vexed people with what they said. Stop vexing zoosexuals, and pedophilia people, with what you say. 2 Peter 2:7 – 8. Want to be perfect being moral? Psalms 37:37 Mark the prefect man, and behold the upright: for the end of that man is peace.” Be peaceful toward the Norwegian zoosexuals, and others. Condemners are born of fornication. Christs enemies were condeming Jesus thinking they were not born of fornication. John 8:41“Ye do the deeds of your father. Then said they to him, We be not born of fornication; we have one Father, even God.” They that don’t want the zoosexual to be free, are born of fornication. John 8:33 As he spake these words, many believed on him. 31Then said Jesus to those Jews which believed on him, If ye continue in my word, then are ye my disciples indeed; 32And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. 33They answered him, We be Abraham’s seed, and were never in bondage to any man: how sayest thou, Ye shall be made free? 34Jesus answered them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Whosoever committeth sin is the servant of sin. 35And the servant abideth not in the house for ever: but the Son abideth ever. 36If the Son therefore shall make you free, ye shall be free indeed.” Christs enemies, were sinning. People who are against the zoos, and pedos, are sinning. They are not talking like Jesus. Christs enemies were saying: We be of Abrahams seed. They were literally Abrahams seed. The way they thought made them to not be of Abrahams seed. People are sinning against the zoosexuals, even as Christs enemies, who were sinning against Jesus. The enemies of the zoos are claiming to be rigthtious, not being righteous. Give pedophilia, and zoophilia – zoosexuals peace. Naked people are not given peace, for crying out loud. People need to stop being mean to people. You will not be able to do that, had the mind of the violent Satan, be in your mind. King James Version (KJV) Proverbs 17:20 “He that hath a froward heart findeth no good: and he that hath a perverse tongue falleth into mischief.” 21He that begetteth a fool doeth it to his sorrow: and the father of a fool hath no joy. 22A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones. 23A wicked man taketh a gift out of the bosom to pervert the ways of judgment. That is not sex. Job 6:30 |Is there iniquity in my tongue? cannot my taste discern perverse things? That is not sex. Proverbs 8:8 |All the words of my mouth are in righteousness; there is nothing froward or perverse in them.”That is not sex. Acts 20:30 |Also of your own selves shall men arise, speaking perverse things, to draw away disciples after them. That is not sex.1 Timothy 6:5 | Perverse disputings of men of corrupt minds, and destitute of the truth, supposing that gain is godliness: from such withdraw thyself.” That is not sex. Proverbs 12:8 |A man shall be commended according to his wisdom: but he that is of a perverse heart shall be despised.” That is not sex. They that have a perverse heart shall be perverse in their ways. Proverbs 28:18 |Whoso walketh uprightly shall be saved: but he that is perverse in his ways shall fall at once. Luke 6:45 45A good man out of the good treasure of his heart bringeth forth that which is good; and an evil man out of the evil treasure of his heart bringeth forth that which is evil: for of the abundance of the heart his mouth speaketh.” Say good words to pedo’s and zoos

  116. People cannot give what they don’t have. Islamic people fake peace. The zoos in Germany were risking their own life, and dying, doing what they could to save their dogs from drowning. God’s love in the zoosexual. See it.

    • People think that it is good to to be violently minded toward peacefully minded Chrysler people in Australia, and Norwegians who are zoosexuals at heart. People who are against zoos think it is really, really bad to love others, even as they want to be loved. People who obey God’s loving law need to be arrested, or die? People are looking at God’s image when they look at a naked baby. The tongue must not be perverse. God would be perverse, had the image he made, be, perverse. A Jezebel mentality is against peacefully minded zoosexuals. Admit that and live. It is horrifically evil to love people, who love you, loving them back? A righteous man will be violent to people who are perfect, being peaceful, in front of their gate? God did not order the death of peaceful people. God would be against himself, had God do that.

  117. This web page is censoring all of my posts calling on people to love zoosexuals, being good to them. zoosexuals are good to others.tps://ivarfjeld.com/2012/03/26/chrysler-australia-hints-at-sex-with-dogs/. That web page is run by God hating Jezebel minded people who want people to arrest and kill people. Chrysler zoophilia people have heaven in them. Satan is attacking them trough people.

  118. Be not conformed to this world. Christs enemies were conformed unto the world. They were obsessed with condeming Jesus and others. Seperate yourselves from the world. The people you are against are not doing what Christ’s enemies did.

  119. God decides who is like him, and who is not like him. We need to be like God, with God looking out of our eyes. God did not invent bang. God is love. They that reject God will end up dying forever. God never called on people to go after peacefully minded people. God loves peacefully minded people.

  121. Edited; This web page is censoring all of my posts calling on people to love zoosexuals, being good to them. zoosexuals are good to others.tps://ivarfjeld.com/2012/03/26/chrysler-australia-hints-at-sex-with-dogs/. That web page is run by God hating Jezebel minded people who want people to arrest and kill people. Chrysler zoophilia people have heaven in them. Satan is attacking them through people.

    • Jesus judges as to who was like him, and who was not like him. That is how we need to be. The Unseen Father does not judge as to who lives forever, and who does not live forever. Jesus does that. How then must we be knowing that the Unseen Father does not condemn anyone? John 5:22“For the Father judgeth no man, but hath committed all judgment unto the Son:”
      King James Version (KJV)

  126. Jesus judges as to who is like him, and who is not like him. That is how we need to be. The Unseen Father does not judge as to who lives forever, and who does not live forever. Jesus does that. How then must we be knowing that the Unseen Father does not condemn anyone? John 5:22“For the Father judgeth no man, but hath committed all judgment unto the Son:”
    King James Version (KJV)

  127. People are woefully ignorant not knowing how Jesus is. Jesus will say: Scandal, there is a scandal. We can condemn someone, yay. A blasphemer will say that Jesus will say that.

  128. People are woefully ignorant not knowing how Jesus is. Jesus will say: Scandal, there is a scandal. We can condemn someone, yay. Cone one, come all to a condeming party. A blasphemer will say that Jesus will say that.,

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