Dozens of assholes returned to Delaware this year for the holiday season.
Some came from college, others from their out-of-state homes, but all returned to remind us of how boring, pathetic and worthless they are.
“I only come home once a year because my family hates me” said Rob Mentos. His friends echoed the same sentiment.
Most of the gay assholes plan to leave after the New Year.
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