Assholes Home for Christmas

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Dozens of assholes returned to Delaware this year for the holiday season.

Some came from college, others from their out-of-state homes, but all returned to remind us of how boring, pathetic and worthless they are.

“I only come home once a year because my family hates me” said Rob Mentos. His friends echoed the same sentiment.

Most of the gay assholes plan to leave after the New Year.

Ricardo Paye
Ricardo Paye
Ricardo Paye is a Senior Correspondent with Delaware Ohio News. Born and raised in the Delaware County Fairgrounds, he's a reporter with a deep knowledge of the streets who isn't afraid to ask tough questions. His fondest childhood memory is getting a hand job from a public utility worker in the basement of Pilsner's 5 & Dime store. He holds a bachelor's degree in Euthanasia from Ohio Wesleyan University.

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