How-To

How-To: Log In To Facebook

Go to http://www.facebook.com Enter your email address Enter your password Click "log in"

How-To: Schedule A Doctor’s Appointment

1,) Call your doctor's office 2.) Tell the person who answers that you want to schedule an appointment 3.) ...

How-To: Use A Porta-Potty

1.) Open the door 2.) Sit down 3.) Poop or pee 4.) Leave

How-To: Use Two Umbrellas At Once

1.) Pick up the first umbrella. You can use either hand. 2.) Pick the second umbrella up with...

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