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Teaching My Grandpa How to Find Porn on His Phone

This is a text message conversation I had with my grandfather where he asks me how to find porn on the internet. ...

Underfunded Horse Parade Will Use Dead Horses

Organizers announced yesterday that Delaware’s annual All Horse Parade will use dead horses due to a lack of financial support. After the event’s primary...

6 Safe Places to Overdose on Heroin in Delaware, Ohio

Let's face it, there's nothing you can do about your heroin addiction. You can, however, limit the risk of death when you accidentally (and inevitably)...

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Volunteers Needed to Rake Leaves at Blue Limestone Park

To combat the unsightly side of autumn, the City...

Ignore That Drunk Man With Machete

A hammered drunk man wielding a machete is wandering...

What is a Dead Rat’s Midget’s Anus?

Ah, a question as old as time. Let us...

Health Dept: Please Don’t Copulate on Mattress Behind Kroger

The Delaware Public Health District has asked residents not...

‘Can Opener’ Opens Actual Can

The notorious 'can opener' bridge lived up to its...